Fun in the minibus

1. Once in the front seat, the steering wheel to get the sucker to attach it to the front panel.
The driver said, "I like the Japanese - RHD!" Start to taxi.
Turning back to ask passengers to pay the fare. Sent money to put next to him.
On the question vzlyad driver to say "I box - machine, do not worry, your arm will not touch."
In the course of movement to turn the steering wheel sharply to the right is much, much is left.
It is possible to periodically shout, "Wow, shit! Yes it hell in a rut turn away! »

2. Enter into a minibus with a black eye patch. Instead of putting money into the palm of the driver obslyunyavlenny glass eye. Said more pay nothing. Introduce Billy Bones.

3. Sit in the front seat, pointed to consider carefully the radio, tyknut on it a couple of buttons, pick up the phone, dial a number, said into the phone: "Hello, boss! It is the same with radio hrenovnya! Yes, we will correspond! ". Get off at the next stop.

4. When transferring the money to the driver each time stretching his two fists and asks: "Guess in what?»

5. While in the salon, closely examine one of the passengers. When he noticed this call, said into the phone: "Hello, boss! I found it! »

6. Play louder on the phone pre-recorded female voice: "The program caller ID is activated." Sly squint, eye on passengers.

7. view porn on the phone with a loud sound. This do in the notebook notes, occasionally biting his pen to reflect and look at the ceiling.

8. Jumping from place to look out in different windows. Ask the passengers that it was out of town. After receiving a response settle down and say, "Well, thank God! Not far left! »

9. Being around automatic doors at each closing abruptly put out his hand on the door and remove it. Loud scoring: "1: 0", "2: 0», ...

10. Once the window, sticking with glass dildo suction cup. Hang it on the bag. Take a nap. In the dream out loud mutter: "Leave me alone, an infection! I'm married! »

11. At each start from stop press in the seat vytaraschivat eyes and stretch his lips to the ears. Each braking fall forward (preferably on the floor) with a cry of "Hui, shit! Do not you taking the wood! "