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I agreed to go only a roof ...

I'm smarter than all, but it is imperceptible.

I would like someone to want ...

Hippopotamus - how much of this sound!

Nationality I did not really ...

Not if you cut his armless hairdresser?

I would like a little world fame ...

Under the coat was not a herring.

Let me from above. Good pillow?

The patient, wake up! You already opened.

"You act. I sleep, "- said the conscience.

Go lie down. Preferably on the rails.

Yes, I do not drink, but I do not drink it.

The whole truth about me, please do not believe.

Forget about me. Burn my receipts.

I love you like a brother. But someone else.

The bed was fun and noisy ...

Control shot little corrected ...

In vain I again heroically perish ...

Two days can not sleep, do not eat for three nights ...

Brick fell on his head. To what?

The sad sight ... You are not a sex therapist?

Well, what do you say about logarithms? ..

Running for a beer prevented legs.

You just never know! Bring your passport.

Fear of life is only one who is not immortal!

And b come true! ... But the alarm rings.

Around this! .. Though Participate go.

And drank a little - three bottles ...

What is correct! I have already given birth ...

Your brains are so used to my diploma! ..

Yesterday lie and think, "How long! .."

Verne three. But this is not the limit and.

I proveryalcya. Are you sick of me does not.

Calling - pathologist!

Do not be late. On Tuesday. At ten. In the bathroom.

On the minus 2 pounds I lost.

As Brutus! And you ... the "United Russia"? ..

Meatballs - This is not a pound of raisins!

Do you want to confess? The split!

I will not die! - That's the plan for five years.

I would like to see you in clothes ...

I love poetry. Especially about sex.

Do not miss to erogenous zones!

You're stupid?! No, no, do not answer! ..

I have the honor to give, but it is no longer needed ...

Now the eternal. You're always screwed up!

How lovely! These are your legs?

Three times to give. One - successfully.

The child is mine. Although spoiled school ...

Under Brezhnev, and I was innocent ...

So this is the salary ?! Not like ...

Yes, you're drunk! And that month!

I'm leaving! Redundancy.

His Jewishness proved clearly ...

Heck! We're not that buried!

Be faithful because of the circumstances ...

I love you as Jews Solzhenitsyn ...

Well, just send in the ass, you go ...

No, really, I'm not married, I'm on the case ...

Oh, come on, "the doctor, not a doctor ..." You undress!

Do you like! Right Lenin and Krupskaya!

I will take a minute, I finally cure ...

You want a beer? Substitute vodka!

I love children! In a good sense of the word.

I do not kiss! It's distracting.

What a night! It's time to protect themselves.

You know me. Get dressed ... Arise ... Andryukha!

When the faint of heart, I do not undress.

I'm married. Long and unrequited.

Today, cases full! Firstly, the breakfast ...

And for the fifth time ... So if I have all the more beautiful?

And you, why do not you want me?

Ma'am! .. (Mark. Then swearing.)

And I, like everyone else, the enemy of conformism!

Admire me. Right ... Look out.

Do not sleep, and then record a volunteer.

When I die, I ask - no glee ...

IQ is good, but could be a three-digit ...

Would share, but people ... and snowdrifts ...

I aspire to immortality and is successful.

What used to plant more reasonable?

Poems do not write on the table, and immediately in the trash.

Goodbye! Write. Funny - publish.

Laziness continue. Let it be ...
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