Old-old anecdote Bashny.Net

At a reception at the American Embassy, ​​US Ambassador boasted that, they say, have they in Alabama sorcerer - raises the dead.
Present at the reception VM Molotov calmly pointed out that in the USSR there is a remarkable athlete who ran ahead of the aircraft.
NS Khrushchev, having heard about this fact, summoned Molotov.
 - What are you doing this Mikhailovich, language treplesh? But what if - require the athlete to produce a miracle?
 - We will first require that they presented their necromancer.
 - And if to present?
 - Require verification, let rouse ... Stalin, for example.
 - But what if - would raise?
 - Then you, Nikita, is not that the plane - rocket overtaking!