If Apple made bikes ...

Wheel to twist free of charge to slow down.
Air wheels 5 bucks to download only a special pump, through a special hose.
Pumps and air from other bikes do not fit.
The trunk is there, but you ride on it no one can, as it contradicts the terms of the license.
iBike travels fast, but the pedals spinning very hard and forces enough for a maximum of half a day.
New iBike stands as three ordinary bicycle, but the people behind the badge otkusannogo apple on a wing and a stylish white frame, ready to pay any money.
Apple will sue the other veloproizvoditelyami for infringement of patents, because other bikes too round wheels!