If shawarma wrap is not pita, and plantain, the cat will heal and he will flee
Mum, I want to eat!
Well, broke his two eggs
-Can I still afford to break his hand, that you gave me to eat?
Yet nobody has been able to get away from her grandmother. Hungry.
As a child, girl Tanya always asked to buy her a baby brother. And when grown up, to engage seriously in trafficking
-Well, Why you're mad, Andrew?
-Pancake! Because I'm Serge!
I was taught from childhood to overcome the impossible. For example: "Shut your mouth and eat soup»
Judging by the weather, a stuffed carnival has survived and began to take revenge
Young children in the house - so beautiful! Wherever you sit - in all the dice.
Children of military personnel themselves are changing the diaper itself in 45 seconds
The wife was bitten by her husband. Now he is also the wife
I click "My Computer." Do not clean, damn
Found a secret cemetery doubles Jackie Chan
-How To determine that a politician is lying?
-When Lying, his lips are moving
Circus Bear before sitting down on his bike, rolls wool knee
I noticed that the girls who do not eat after a 18-00, get drunk much faster
The child is cured tooth. Mom, taking it out of the dental office, says:
- Sonny, what to say to Aunt?
The boy tearfully:
- The thing !!!
Educated people - one who is in front of ladies, instead of & quot; ... & quot; He says "the artifact» ...
Strange to be alone - it is bad, and live alone - just great!
It is necessary to make a man a compliment on the beautiful mustache and all - she does not talk to you anymore.