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Mega Joke !!!
85-year-old man comes to the doctor to get tested sperm.
The doctor gives him a bottle and says, "Come back tomorrow and bring his sperm».
The next day the old man comes up with an empty jar.
"What happened?" - Asks the doctor.
"You see," - says the old man - "At first I tried with his right hand and nothing. Then he left and again nothing. Then my wife tried the first one arm, then the other, and nothing. Then she tried to do it by mouth. First, with false teeth. Then no. And once again it failed. We called our neighbor, but she also did not work ».
"What?" - Bewildered doctor - "You have asked a neighbor to help?»
"Yes" - the old man answered - "We tried everything, but were never able to open the jar"
The doctor gives him a bottle and says, "Come back tomorrow and bring his sperm».
The next day the old man comes up with an empty jar.
"What happened?" - Asks the doctor.
"You see," - says the old man - "At first I tried with his right hand and nothing. Then he left and again nothing. Then my wife tried the first one arm, then the other, and nothing. Then she tried to do it by mouth. First, with false teeth. Then no. And once again it failed. We called our neighbor, but she also did not work ».
"What?" - Bewildered doctor - "You have asked a neighbor to help?»
"Yes" - the old man answered - "We tried everything, but were never able to open the jar"
