Mega anecdote

The peasant's wife went to the hospital for examination.
A few days later he was calling to find out about the health of his wife.
 The tube takes the nurse on duty:
 - Hello, this is a hospital?
 - Hospital.
 - Invite please the doctor who did the survey to my wife, her name is Petrov.
 - Now connect. At this time, there was a glitch in the PBX and the man was connected to the hospital parking garage where the mechanic auto repair shop, talking with the client about his car under repair are:
 - How is she?
 - We have replaced her ass.
 - Back !? Yes, you got off scrip! She had a great ass!
 - Do not argue, we know better! Her ass was so worn that it was impossible to restore. Probably it was used without your knowledge, protaskali the bushes and rocks - a lot of scratches on the bottom. As she also buffer and hang limp. We have them pulled. Power, we have set it too, it seems guzzled a lot of oil, and that she was worth, we did so, she would eat it significantly less expensive oil, torment buy!
 - For oil - thanks, but about the backside - is nothing you have done!
 - Please do not argue, we know better! We planted her sleeve, extended a file to a normal diameter and have tight fit. Then try each once. At first she misbehaved - but then started regular breathing. Tomorrow we will try it in your presence, and then you can take it for personal use