Tell me, do you happen to Odessa? Bashny.Net

- Sarah! Sarah! Your son is eating from the garbage! - Abrasha! Many do not eat dinner soon!

 - Boris! Do not hit so hard Izya! Sweat!

 - How much does it cost to get to Deribasovskoy?
 - Five rubles.
 - And if I go with Izya?
 - With Izya without Isi ... Five rubles.
 - Izzy, do you hear? I told you that you do not stand!

 - You know, Monya, Sarah your sleep all who neither want!
 - And I understand them! I also do not want to ... And sho do ?!

 - Rabinovich! I've heard you've become impotent?
 - Oh, and what can you do ...
 - Well, how do you?
 - Honestly? As a chip on my shoulder!

 - Oh, you know, Izzy such grief, such grief!
 - What kind of trouble?
 - He did die!

 - Oh, your Abramchik face - the spitting image of the pope!
 - It's not scary, it would be healthy!

 - Rabinovich! Do you have change for a hundred dollars?
 - No, but thanks for the compliment!

 - Tell me you do not know where Deribasivska?
 - I do not know where Deribasivska? I do not know where Deribasivska! Yes Schaub you dead if I do not know where Deribasivska!