CLASS!!! Moral of the story invented himself ... Bashny.Net

- Alo! Good evening, and Masha is possible?
 - And it is not. Who wants to know?
 - Yes, it's a familiar. Okay, sorry. Oh, and she is today?
 - No, she went out of town.
 - Yeah ... Well, goodbye.

 - Hello, and Lena home?
 - Hello, right now. Lenaaaaaaaaaa!
Leeeeen? Tube it! .. Come from?
Leeeeeeeen? I come from? Yeah, I have a box!
 - Yes scarlet.
 - Hey Len!
 - Oh, damn, hello! You Th is?
 - Yes, that's che ... Remembered. Dai, I think call.
 - I'm flattered! What did?
 - Yes, something boring! How are you today? Time to eat? Maybe we'll see each other? I'll be there?
 - Look, Bunny, I'm in your notebook on what letter? In the "L" or the last name on the "g»?
 - In the "L" and what?
 - And what I'm there on the account? And?
 - Lena, are you the first and only!
 - In fucking recognize familiar note in his voice. More nobody today, except for me, huh?
 - Look, I really really want to see. I missed!
 - Look, I do not believe you, honestly. You do not need it? Do not disappoint me completely, ok?
 - Have you nothing happened? Maybe I'm the wrong time? I do not recognize you.
 - Nothing happened! Oh, let's finish this conversation. I'm busy, I love the other, and do not call more ok?
 - Ok!

 - Ale, Marina?
 - There is no marina!
 - Who?
 - Her sister's coat!
 - Damn you, Anya, well, you look and voice. Do not tell the difference. Marina is at home?
 - Nope, a stud in his left Moscow?
 - To whom??? You who teach such words, my little?
 - At school! Hee hee hee ... And where are you gone? Do not call do not write.
 - Yes, all of the case, the case. And it is long gone?
 - A dick knows. Hey, I miss you and miss.
 - Um ... An baby.
 - What the fuck, babe? I am already 15 by the way. Got it?
 - Mdja ... Time flies ... more steel. And I'm on the handles you wore once.
 - Fuck you!
 - Okay, okay, do not start. Listen, come let zvyaknet me, ok?
 - OK! Can zaedesh and?
 - Where ???
 - To me! I'm here with a girlfriend drunk moonshine! A? Girlfriend beautiful!
 - Um ... An 'I do not think it's a good idea!
 - Well, then wali.
 - An Anya ... ale? An ... - Hello Tatyana!
 - Hello to you!
 - Natasha home?
 - Natasha home!
 - And if she could somehow pass into the hands of the receiver?
 - And who are you, sorry?
 - Tatyana! This I N!
 - You know what, my Yakhontova! Natasha sleeps! Got it?
 - Got it!
 - And in my opinion I do not understand! Once again I call her - head unscrewed! Now, I understand?
 - Roger, Tatyana, do not call!
 - Good girl, good health to you!
 - And you do not fall ill!

 - Anya, hello my PUSIC!
 - Mmmm hi ...
 - What are you doing, you eat something?
 - Yeah, something zhrachka attacked me!
 - An 'I want you badly!
 - Gee gee gee ... strong?
 - Very!
 - I, too! Only me today Mayday.
 - Who is that?
 - Gee gee gee ... red letter day! Monthly at me!
 - Here you go. And I thought I have sex!
 - Yes, you can call, I'll suck! Gee gee gee ...
 - Yes, No, wait.
 - Well, you're the goat, all the same!
 - Yeah, I know! Okay, Anh, I actually know how are you! While!
 - Yes, I did understand yet!

 - Dinochka?
 - Are you there?
 - Yes I! Forgive me, I'm so ...
 - Fuck * d, a freak ...

 - Ale!
 - Hello, and Katya possible?
 - Who are you?
 - Friend.
 - What one tries?
 - Reliable! So the house or not Kate?
 - I hear you! Who are you? Friend of shit!
 - And who are you?
 - I who is? I live with her, fuck!
 - And, well, I'm sorry.
 - What, nah I'm sorry, shit! Who are you? Do I know you? And?
 - I do not think is all right!
 - What tries yet !? I'll f * scarlet nabyu, do you understand? And?
 - No do not understand! How?
 - All right, fuck! You pi * dec! Do you understand? You pi * dec. Wait for guests nah fuck!
 - Ok, I do dumplings Navara.

 - Svetik?
 - Yes, my sweet!
 - What do you do?
 - Spatki lie down! Tired today, as the horror!
 - Girl, you lie in bed? Naked?
 - Yes! Oncoming today in the city. Force no.
 - Can I come to cheer you?
 - Oh no, come tomorrow, and?
 - Come on now, and?
 - Well ... no ... really tired ... ...
 - Light !?
 - Well, be patient until tomorrow, I really do, nikakuschaya!
 - I'll come, you'll read a story at bedtime, massazhik there ... something else. And?
 - Kitty, my sleep I want, I can not. And I look bad. Let's do it tomorrow? A? Come tomorrow! Do not torture me.
 - Okay, kitty, good nighttime thee.
 - And to you! While!

 - Good evening, and Alain home?
 - Who?
 - Alain!
 - What is Alain?
 - This whole line of beautiful beautiful!
 - You must have the wrong number! The apartment!
 - What apartment?
 - What?
 - What apartment?
 - The apartment the apartment!
 - Well, details. Tell us what it is! How many rooms? Is there a bathtub? As with sewage business?
 - And why should you?
 - Yes, there is no need grandmother, sleep! All the best!

 - Ale Irina?
 - Not now! Irina, you!
 - Yes!
 - Il Hi, this is N!