The Story of a phone call to the editor

- Hello! This is the "Spire! »?
 - Yes, it is "Spire! »!
 - Where's the game?
 - What game?
 - We bought a magazine with the disk, and there's nothing there ...
 - How nothing?
 - Music plays, and the game is not ...
 - A. You mean DeMouy Need for Sreed on CD? So install your it!
 - Proin ... what to do with it?
 - Will install!
 - Okay ...
In 5 minutes.
 - "Spire! »?
 - Yeah.
 - We bought a magazine, and the disc is playing.
 - A. is you ... And what is?
 - Music plays, and there is nothing.
 - "Skip Intro" pressed?
 - Yes, but the game is still there.
 - A menu on the left you see?
 - Yes, why?
 - "Demo" press?
 - No.
 - Click! Install your DeMouy - and all will be!
After a further 10 minutes.
 - Good morning! This is the "Spire! "?
 - Yes.
 - A disc does not play on!
 - We know. Games do not have, but you need to install it. And in general, there is not one game, and some free demo versions.
 - ... (Silence) ... And where?
 - Music plays, and cars go?
 - Yes.
 - "Skip Intro" press?
 - Yes.
 - Menu see?
 - No.
 - How "no" ?!
 - There is no menu here. It says "demo", "spire! »...
 - So, what's this?
 - I do not know. But the game was not there.
 - In the "demo" click, install your demo version - and succeed!
 - Thank you bye.
After another minute 15.
 - Hello, and there is no game!
 - Good morning! You have installed?
 - Yes, we pressed the "Demo", but there is no game.
 - What is?
 - A sign, in English it is written ... and buttons - "Ues" and "No.". - Click "Ues."
 - Press. Games not.
 - What is?
 - Written: "tse", a colon, a dash, "program faylz» ...
 - "Ues" press.
 - ... No game.
 - I understand ... There will be another windows - anywhere you need "Ues" press.
 - ... (Silence) ... yes. Games not.
 - What is?
 - Something twitches all ... And a blue bar at the bottom of ...
 - Here! How to come to the end of the strip - you can play!
 - It is clear, thank you, goodbye ... Half an hour later.
 - A game yet. The strip reached, and there is no game!
 - And what came?
 - Window. Write something, and down again "Ues" and "No.".
 - Everywhere you need to press "Ues."
 - Press.
 - So what?
 - No game.
 - And where are you watching?
 - Everywhere. And where do you want?
 - And there was a shortcut?
 - What is the label? Nope.
 - Okay, and in the directory where it puts something there?
 - What is a directory?
 - Re-run the installation and see where it is placed. Will you come to that directory and look there.
 - Yeah, thank you, bye.
It took five minutes.
 - Hello, "spire"?
 - Yes. - A game is not!
Editor bit off the phone ...