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The recently passed inspection, all procedures have been completed, the traffic police have gone to fill tehtalony and drove sit tales poison.
 They told me to have a dozen, and then one old man said:

 - Yes, it's all garbage, so we had ...

Everyone looked at him reproachfully, like so what have you got there, old fart in your life could be, well, come on, come on, tell me. Well this Dzyadok and issued.

"... We worked with a partner on a semi-trailer truck drivers.
Once sawed all day and evening, closer to the night stopped to devour.
 Sitting in the cockpit of Hawa, and somehow it got dark quickly, and we are sitting, burst and even light some reason are not included.
Here we see the oncoming lane goes some whether MAZ, whether KAMAZ, is not the point, in short, he turns on the oncoming lane, then steers to our side of the road and stands right in front of us, literally head-on.
Here mudilo, we are thinking about how to leave, now?
 Lights on the light - in the cockpit of a man with a woman.
 They undress little by little, we have to think, sleep is going there?
 And they, my mother ... Well, in short, they started to fuck.
This way and that, well, just solid Kama Sutra.
And the main light is turned off, it seems to forget in a hurry, and we have something they can not see on the street was dark ...
And we sit, grub cast, stare, above all seen - better than on TV, to have three meters, probably.
 Times were once Soviet, Vidic still did not exist, what there is "porn" No one had any idea.
 And then - all in nature, and so he put it, and that, somewhere above the bottom, in short, we saw all that, and could not imagine.
Perhaps half an hour, they tumbled, and we stared quietly ...
I have tortured themselves riser, thinking, Wait a finish, what a find themselves slut.
And they were filled, then quickly got dressed, turned off the light and left!
Eka, I think they torknulo! And do something, what here the food, it is necessary to look for a woman !!!
 Well sat manenko, breath, go out on the street. And look ...
 Our six-wheel semitrailer screwed ... Fuck your left !!! And so it had seen porn free then ... »

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