Hehe. Poshlyatina ....

Competition minetchits. The three main participants: slut from France (F), from Russia (P) and the US (b).
 (F): I know 78 ways to make blowjob.
 ALL:!!!
 Ask man (M) check. Well check in an hour out of such content.
 (M): Yes, everything is exactly 78, no less ...
 (B) I know the way to 121.
 ALL:!!!
 Well, the guy asked again, he checked an hour back again pleased.
 (M) All OK, really 121 ...
 (P): I know 3 ways.
 ALL: ???
 Ho compassion also decided to check out, and again the guy are sending.
 Hour is not present, there is no second ... Two and a half crawling and faints ...
Its taken to the hospital, where the next day he wakes up.
 He is asked:
 "Well?»
 He answers:
 "The first method is called BABUSHKIHY GLASSES. She took in his mouth and pulled the eggs on the ears ... »
 And falling into a swoon again ... come to life through the day and continues on:
 "A second method was FAHTOMAS, she took the head of the penis in her mouth, and the skin on your face pulled ...»
 And once again falls into a swoon ... Waking up in a week continues:
 "And the third way is called FAHTOMAS In BABUSHKIHYH glasses ..."