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Settlements
MATHEMATICS romance
- Smart man + smart woman = romance
- Smart man + dumb woman = romance
- Silly man + smart woman = marriage
- Silly man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
- Smart boss + smart employee = profit
- Smart boss + dumb employee = production
- Stupid boss + smart employee = promotion
- Stupid boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
- A man will pay $ 2 per item, which costs $ 1, but he needs.
- A woman will pay $ 1 for a thing, a cat. costs $ 2, but that she does not need.
BASIC CALCULATIONS AND STATISTICS
- A woman worries about the future until he gets married. A man never thinks about the future until he gets married.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman - one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
- To be happy with a man, you must understand him well and a little love. To be happy with a woman, you must love her very much and do not even try to understand.
LONGEVITY
- Married men live longer than single, married but much more I want to die.
TENDENCY TO CHANGE
- A woman marries with the hope that the man will change, but he does not change. A man marries with the hope that zhenschina not change, but it is changing.
Negotiating skills
- In a dispute is always the final word rests with the woman. All that a man is trying to say then, is the beginning of a new argument.
How to wean PEOPLE bother you to get married
- Previously, Old ladies came up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs with your finger and say, "You're next." They stopped doing it after I began to tell them the same thing at the funeral.
- Smart man + smart woman = romance
- Smart man + dumb woman = romance
- Silly man + smart woman = marriage
- Silly man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
- Smart boss + smart employee = profit
- Smart boss + dumb employee = production
- Stupid boss + smart employee = promotion
- Stupid boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
- A man will pay $ 2 per item, which costs $ 1, but he needs.
- A woman will pay $ 1 for a thing, a cat. costs $ 2, but that she does not need.
BASIC CALCULATIONS AND STATISTICS
- A woman worries about the future until he gets married. A man never thinks about the future until he gets married.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman - one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
- To be happy with a man, you must understand him well and a little love. To be happy with a woman, you must love her very much and do not even try to understand.
LONGEVITY
- Married men live longer than single, married but much more I want to die.
TENDENCY TO CHANGE
- A woman marries with the hope that the man will change, but he does not change. A man marries with the hope that zhenschina not change, but it is changing.
Negotiating skills
- In a dispute is always the final word rests with the woman. All that a man is trying to say then, is the beginning of a new argument.
How to wean PEOPLE bother you to get married
- Previously, Old ladies came up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs with your finger and say, "You're next." They stopped doing it after I began to tell them the same thing at the funeral.
