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MATHEMATICS romance

 - Smart man + smart woman = romance
 - Smart man + dumb woman = romance
 - Silly man + smart woman = marriage
 - Silly man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

 - Smart boss + smart employee = profit
 - Smart boss + dumb employee = production
 - Stupid boss + smart employee = promotion
 - Stupid boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

 - A man will pay $ 2 per item, which costs $ 1, but he needs.
 - A woman will pay $ 1 for a thing, a cat. costs $ 2, but that she does not need.

BASIC CALCULATIONS AND STATISTICS

 - A woman worries about the future until he gets married. A man never thinks about the future until he gets married.
 A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
 A successful woman - one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

 - To be happy with a man, you must understand him well and a little love. To be happy with a woman, you must love her very much and do not even try to understand.

LONGEVITY

 - Married men live longer than single, married but much more I want to die.

TENDENCY TO CHANGE

 - A woman marries with the hope that the man will change, but he does not change. A man marries with the hope that zhenschina not change, but it is changing.

Negotiating skills

 - In a dispute is always the final word rests with the woman. All that a man is trying to say then, is the beginning of a new argument.

How to wean PEOPLE bother you to get married

 - Previously, Old ladies came up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs with your finger and say, "You're next." They stopped doing it after I began to tell them the same thing at the funeral.