Life is an ideal family Bashny.Net

- Hi, honey!
 - Hello dear! (smack smack smack)
 - How are you, sweetheart, what's new? (with the obvious lack of interest)
 - Why, the whole day on their feet, even the dinner is not ready. (apathy)
 - Not ready? What are you doing during the day? (with interest)
 - Washing, cleaning, housework pick, went to the store. (almost by heart)
 - All day, whether that went? (with raised eyebrows)
 - What do you think it is easy or what? I was in a taxi one meal does not brings. (defiantly)
 - I do not think it's easy, but not difficult after all? (almost peacefully)
 - Hyih not difficult, what he did all day? (rhetorically)
 - Worked as a dad Carlo! And you thought I was there @ s and kicking? (starting with irritation)
 - Do not swear at the child! (shrill)
 - I do not swear that
 did I say? (question) - "X @ nd" you said - is not present memory? (too shrill)
 - Dad, we are visiting Aunt Natasha were (mimolёtom)
 - Oh, here you go to some store! (With obvious anger)
 - B@@be, five minutes to the girlfriend can not come? (almost hate)
 - Matter itself like a trooper! Before it another hour walk shlёpatnado! (with a desire to clarify the timing)
 - Go sit down to eat! (indifferent)
 - Do not eat and there, the general store! (Prickly)
 - Fok you! (eve of the scandal))
 - Herself go again, what a nude x@@prepared? Well, what kind of food - sausage with pasta? and sometimes I had the whole day to cook? (statement of fact)
 - I am more and washed! (Update)
 - You're still a pig sausage and probably stabbed? (sarcastically)
 - Oh, and figs with you, do not want do not guzzle. (indifferent)
 - I'll die if stop eat. (in space)

(five-minute pause, followed by chewing food)

 - If I could stack poured, and that the throat does not climb a damn. (requested)
 - Drunk on ... - upeysya! (unfriendly)
 (gulp)
 - And you do not what? (questioning)
 - Good morning, and you're here in a mug splashed be? Pour! (with a desire to drink)
 (two drinks ... four chewing jaws)
 - Nothing sausages. Ketchup is not present? (organizational)
 - With ketchup. (peacefully)
 (glug glug, gulp gulp)
 - You curds rub on pasta? (questioning)
 - Yes, I like almost everything already eaten. (with a slight feeling of hunger)
 - I'll put more, with cheese. (almost tenderly)
 - To eat very tired after all? I'll get you. (lovingly)
 - Cut bread, honey (happily)
 - Now, my joy (pleasure)
 - For us? (questioning)
 - For us! (yes)

(glug glug gulp gulp)

(smack smack smack)

Moral: to talk to the guy before he ate - a huge mistake!