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Life is an ideal family
- Hi, honey!
- Hello dear! (smack smack smack)
- How are you, sweetheart, what's new? (with the obvious lack of interest)
- Why, the whole day on their feet, even the dinner is not ready. (apathy)
- Not ready? What are you doing during the day? (with interest)
- Washing, cleaning, housework pick, went to the store. (almost by heart)
- All day, whether that went? (with raised eyebrows)
- What do you think it is easy or what? I was in a taxi one meal does not brings. (defiantly)
- I do not think it's easy, but not difficult after all? (almost peacefully)
- Hyih not difficult, what he did all day? (rhetorically)
- Worked as a dad Carlo! And you thought I was there @ s and kicking? (starting with irritation)
- Do not swear at the child! (shrill)
- I do not swear that
did I say? (question) - "X @ nd" you said - is not present memory? (too shrill)
- Dad, we are visiting Aunt Natasha were (mimolёtom)
- Oh, here you go to some store! (With obvious anger)
- B@@be, five minutes to the girlfriend can not come? (almost hate)
- Matter itself like a trooper! Before it another hour walk shlёpatnado! (with a desire to clarify the timing)
- Go sit down to eat! (indifferent)
- Do not eat and there, the general store! (Prickly)
- Fok you! (eve of the scandal))
- Herself go again, what a nude x@@prepared? Well, what kind of food - sausage with pasta? and sometimes I had the whole day to cook? (statement of fact)
- I am more and washed! (Update)
- You're still a pig sausage and probably stabbed? (sarcastically)
- Oh, and figs with you, do not want do not guzzle. (indifferent)
- I'll die if stop eat. (in space)
(five-minute pause, followed by chewing food)
- If I could stack poured, and that the throat does not climb a damn. (requested)
- Drunk on ... - upeysya! (unfriendly)
(gulp)
- And you do not what? (questioning)
- Good morning, and you're here in a mug splashed be? Pour! (with a desire to drink)
(two drinks ... four chewing jaws)
- Nothing sausages. Ketchup is not present? (organizational)
- With ketchup. (peacefully)
(glug glug, gulp gulp)
- You curds rub on pasta? (questioning)
- Yes, I like almost everything already eaten. (with a slight feeling of hunger)
- I'll put more, with cheese. (almost tenderly)
- To eat very tired after all? I'll get you. (lovingly)
- Cut bread, honey (happily)
- Now, my joy (pleasure)
- For us? (questioning)
- For us! (yes)
(glug glug gulp gulp)
(smack smack smack)
Moral: to talk to the guy before he ate - a huge mistake!
- Hello dear! (smack smack smack)
- How are you, sweetheart, what's new? (with the obvious lack of interest)
- Why, the whole day on their feet, even the dinner is not ready. (apathy)
- Not ready? What are you doing during the day? (with interest)
- Washing, cleaning, housework pick, went to the store. (almost by heart)
- All day, whether that went? (with raised eyebrows)
- What do you think it is easy or what? I was in a taxi one meal does not brings. (defiantly)
- I do not think it's easy, but not difficult after all? (almost peacefully)
- Hyih not difficult, what he did all day? (rhetorically)
- Worked as a dad Carlo! And you thought I was there @ s and kicking? (starting with irritation)
- Do not swear at the child! (shrill)
- I do not swear that
did I say? (question) - "X @ nd" you said - is not present memory? (too shrill)
- Dad, we are visiting Aunt Natasha were (mimolёtom)
- Oh, here you go to some store! (With obvious anger)
- B@@be, five minutes to the girlfriend can not come? (almost hate)
- Matter itself like a trooper! Before it another hour walk shlёpatnado! (with a desire to clarify the timing)
- Go sit down to eat! (indifferent)
- Do not eat and there, the general store! (Prickly)
- Fok you! (eve of the scandal))
- Herself go again, what a nude x@@prepared? Well, what kind of food - sausage with pasta? and sometimes I had the whole day to cook? (statement of fact)
- I am more and washed! (Update)
- You're still a pig sausage and probably stabbed? (sarcastically)
- Oh, and figs with you, do not want do not guzzle. (indifferent)
- I'll die if stop eat. (in space)
(five-minute pause, followed by chewing food)
- If I could stack poured, and that the throat does not climb a damn. (requested)
- Drunk on ... - upeysya! (unfriendly)
(gulp)
- And you do not what? (questioning)
- Good morning, and you're here in a mug splashed be? Pour! (with a desire to drink)
(two drinks ... four chewing jaws)
- Nothing sausages. Ketchup is not present? (organizational)
- With ketchup. (peacefully)
(glug glug, gulp gulp)
- You curds rub on pasta? (questioning)
- Yes, I like almost everything already eaten. (with a slight feeling of hunger)
- I'll put more, with cheese. (almost tenderly)
- To eat very tired after all? I'll get you. (lovingly)
- Cut bread, honey (happily)
- Now, my joy (pleasure)
- For us? (questioning)
- For us! (yes)
(glug glug gulp gulp)
(smack smack smack)
Moral: to talk to the guy before he ate - a huge mistake!
