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It happened 10 years ago, then went to the old trams, streamlined, and most importantly - red (very important). So. The story itself.

It comes in the back door man. Drunk in the trash, but kept on his feet. And the most interesting thing is that his hands were in his pockets. It should falter.
 Then he decides to go ahead. It should be noted that the half-empty tram - occupied only seats (because early in the morning).
 So, the little man begins to move forward in the course of the tram. At this point, the tram gets under way.
 Following the laws of physics and the Earth's gravity, the cerebellum peasant gives orders to his body lean forward, so that it (the body) has not fallen back.
Leaning forward from vertical to 30 degrees, without taking his hands out of his pockets, little man continues to move forward.
 It takes about a third of the car, after which the tram immediately after the acceleration (not weak) dramatically slows down I do not know for what reason.
 What happened next, many have guessed. Essno, hands in his pockets confused.
 But he fell face on the floor, no. Trying to keep his balance, he began to run forward, and at speeds close to the speed of frenzied antelope.
 But to escape without taking your hands out of your pocket is still difficult, and even when the alcohol in the brains bubbling.
 As a result, his feet stumbling, he falls on the belly, passing it the rest of the car and calls in his head through the open door motorman - or rather, the motorman.
 When removing the hands from his pockets, and another lying on the floor, he says:
 "Ma'am, I just @ # $ #% @ yu from your Ferrari!"