Hunting season on programmers ... =))) Bashny.Net

The trucker, carrying a cargo of computers, stop at one of the snack bars. Ha door cafe he finds an inscription:
 PROGRAMMERS ZAPRESchiH LOG - LOG under his OTVETSTVEHHOST.
 He goes and sits down. Barmen suitable sniffing, she asked why he smells computers.
 Long says that must be the burden that he carries.
 Barmen calms down and poured him a beer. At this time, the bar comes to lean, stooped, unshaven man in glasses with a bow glued tape. Barmen, without saying a word, pulls out from under the counter edge and shoots this man.
 Long she asked why he did it?
 Ha that barmen says that recently divorced so many programmers that allowed them to be shot, and do not even need a hunting license ...
 Long finishes his beer, sit in the wagon and drives on. Suddenly, his pruned and to prevent accidents, it makes a sharp turn from which the machine is on the sidelines, the back door opens and part of the cargo falling apart. Suddenly, from all directions to the car begin to approach strange people: thin, unshaven, dressed terribly. The first of them are already starting to take away boxes with PCs. Recalling the history of the bar, the trucker climbs into the cab, pulls out his shotgun and begins to blame thieves ...
 Suddenly, next to him ostanavlivaetsyach patrol car from which pops up a cop runs toward him, waving his arms and shouting, he stopped to shoot!
 Trucker asks:
 - What's the matter? I was told that programmers open season.
 Is not it?
 Police:
 - All the way, only when it is forbidden to lure them! ..