Poem about a good winter sport =)

So as not to suffer idleness,
 Not to die of boredom,
 I have to shoes for a fun
 He tied a piece of board.

I dressed warmly - a young, cheerful and removed,
 The mood at the apogee - and the mountain rode

Skiing - it's in the last century!
 Stick - extra garbage!
 On board I am! Humans,
 Look at me!

Slippery slide, the infection.
 Buckled, wrinkled his brow,
 Just go, well, just
 Uebalsya forehead in a snowdrift.

Please try again soon - at an impossible angle
 I Gondolla support
 I enter eblom joyful.

Though it hurt, I did not give up,
 Again, climbed a mountain,
 Strapped, dispersed,
 Not folded - broke into the woods.

Very skiers laughed
 Poking sticks in me,
 When I was crying, grimacing,
 Ass tore off stump.

Laughter did not hear heartless,
 I was proud of myself!
 So in the torture and mutilation
 He was born into the world snowboarding.

Sports go (lame) praise!
 Let inflated sick leave!
 I will say (as the teeth shall insert):
 "I - bitching snowboarder!" So as not to suffer idleness,
 Not to die of boredom,
 I have to shoes for a fun
 He tied a piece of board.

I dressed warmly - a young, cheerful and removed,
 The mood at the apogee - and the mountain rode

Skiing - it's in the last century!
 Stick - extra *** s me!
 On board I am! Humans,
 Look at me!

Slippery slide, the infection.
 Buckled, wrinkled his brow,
 Just go, well, just
 Uebalsya forehead in a snowdrift.

Please try again soon - at an impossible angle
 I Gondolla support
 I enter eblom joyful.

Though it hurt, I did not give up,
 Again, climbed a mountain,
 Strapped, dispersed,
 Not folded - broke into the woods.

Very skiers laughed
 Poking sticks in me,
 When I was crying, grimacing,
 Ass tore off stump.

Laughter did not hear heartless,
 I was proud of myself!
 So in the torture and mutilation
 He was born into the world snowboarding.

Sports go (lame) praise!
 Let inflated sick leave!
 I will say (as the teeth shall insert):
 "I - n ****** th snowboarder!"