Chronicle terrible day in 2006 Bashny.Net

April Fools jokes to Lenta.Ru tracks in the Russian media.
 For the third consecutive year April 1 online edition to Lenta.Ru protects the interests of that part of the audience of the Russian Internet, which does not want to be deceived. The fact that, according to the long tradition of the Russian and international media are trying to play that day readers, publishing false news, considering that they may laugh or make them happy. The tape also tried to give readers the opportunity to find out what the news is not worth it in this day to take seriously.

Pre-worth to mention that not all of the news can be nizheopublikovannyh jokes. Life sometimes surprises, in that hard to believe. Therefore, we apologize in advance to those publications whose truthful reports have appeared in the April Fool's tape. We propose to assign responsibility for the misunderstanding on those who provoked the appearance of this strange tradition - to consider this day the truth standard.

Magnetic road Why travel when you can fly!
 Auto.vl.ru
 In Tokyo, as we know, there are a lot of high-speed highways. Alas, the "speed" is just a name. Daily Tokyoites idle for hours in endless traffic jams on most of these highways. Such a shame most tech nation in the world is not going to suffer, and that it has been found a very simple and elegant solution to the problem. All is simple: in a catastrophic shortage of land is not necessary to build roads. Who needs expensive, if you can just fly.
So the solution to become launch pads for cars, something resembling the nose Russian aircraft carriers. The driver accelerates your car to a top speed ... and starts. All the rest of it does a steady adjustable magnetic field, which is invisible on the voltage chute at about 200 kilometers per hour and the car moves to the other side of the road, where he meets a specially equipped landing pad. The distance between the starting point and the point prezimleniya can be arbitrarily large.

In St. Petersburg, we are going to build a factory for the production of "The Cossacks»
 Fontanka
 Smolny negotiating the establishment of a branch in St. Petersburg car factory "Zaporozhets". So it is now in our city will be another exclusive car. As the "Fontanka", the city authorities are counting on the fact that after the car plant in St. Petersburg will come associated companies: the production of fat and vodka. Exports of political technologies of brotherly Ukraine is not planned.

Single way for black limousines
 Globalrus.ru
 The authorities have decided to solve the problem motorcades: they will not disturb anyone. Managers and motorists no longer meet on the same road. The problem will be solved step by step, in three steps.

First will be closed to traffic highway Novy Arbat - Kutuzovsky Prospekt - Rublevskoe. All entrances, including the yards will be blocked protected by barriers, and to be allowed only cars with license plates, special permit and transport with spetssignalami - police, ambulance and emergency gang. Speed ​​limit on the highway is set to 200 kilometers per hour.

Michael Schumacher announced his retirement
 F1-world.ru
 It is finished what waited several years - Michael Schumacher announced his retirement from Formula 1. Yesterday, seven-time champion gathered a small press conference in Melbourne and made a statement. Michael Schumacher: "This decision was not easy for me - I'm leaving. I spent enough years in the league, the full enjoyment of the race, but with age comes other purposes. It's time to give way to young and start families. But I must hasten to note - I'm going to leave eightfold champion, so that my opponents waiting for a hot fight until the last race. "

Mobiles meditate together with the hosts
 Helpix.ru
 Buddhists have decided nothing to keep up with the representatives of other religions and created a special Buddhist phone. There is only one ringtone - sacred sound "Om". In addition, at arbitrary times the phone says this or that mantra. Another special feature is the ability to set a good example of the phone owner - periodically deep into yourself and meditate. The project is constantly dying and rebirth SIM cards - each time with a new number - it is not implemented because of technical difficulties.

Today, on an unofficial visit, Vladimir Putin visited Sayanogorsk
 Sayanogorsk Online
 As in his first visit to our city, visit of the President was a semi-secret. However, this time by a fluke with Vladimir Putin at ski hill Gladenkaya met our correspondents, preparing material for the next news release. The Russian president said that the official reason for his visit is to monitor the preparation of the 300th anniversary of the joining of Khakassia of the Russian Empire. In an informal conversation is held in a cozy cafe on the slopes of Gorny, Vladimir Vladimirovich confessed that the last time he loved it downhill skiing and nature Sayan, and he could not deny myself the pleasure to come again to pursue their favorite sport.

Sequel to "Brokeback Mountain»
 Kinopoisk.ru
 High international festival success fees and the infamous Drama Ang Lee's "Brokeback Mountain," the film's producers forced Scott Ferguson and Tom Cox think about creating a sequel to the picture. Unfortunately, none of the characters of the first film will not appear in the second part of the Novels. The main events of the film unfold later events described in "Brokeback gore", namely in the early 80s. At the center of the story the story of two American astronauts who were detained in orbit longer schedule. Away from home national heroes realize that they share something more than the usual professional relationship.

In the Ukrainian army will be female commandos
 Podrobnosti.Ua
 Minister of Ukraine Anatoly Gritsenko oboorony signed a decree number 345/8432, according to which military service in the Armed Forces of Ukraine women will be allowed to take place on an equal basis with men. The decree was issued according to the preparation of the relevant parameters of the campaign of the Ukrainian army to NATO standards. Command intends to form a shock battalion of special purpose "Roksolana". For quartering Battalion barracks will be released in one of the units of the Kharkiv region. According to the press service of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine, "the girls will be provided with all necessary».

OEVM - from an old calculator
 Ixbt.com
 It would seem, electronics integrated circuits of low and medium level of integration has long been sunk into oblivion. However, do not rush to throw out your old calculator with vacuum display - the scientists of the Saratov Institute of Fine Mechanics figured out how to turn an old electronic device into the latest digital-to-analog OEVM (optoelectronic computing machines).