39 folk wisdom

1. If the smoke spread along the ground - go back and turn off the iron if the post rises - you can not go back.

2. If the left hand itches - to money, if the nose - drinking, if both - drinking for free

3. Cats have a sign: if the road crossing the Negro ...

4. Screw scored with a hammer, holds stronger than nail hooked screwdriver.

5. Do you want to feel like a star - sit on the tree!

6. Life is given to man once, and mostly by accident ...

7. The investigation into the disappearance of her husband brought the two neighbors ...

8. Never be afraid to do what you can not do. Remember, the Ark was built by an amateur. Professionals built the "Titanic».

9. If you watch television, you must have noticed that the good guys always win bad, except the nine-hour news.

10. Citizens! Fly Aeroflot! Hurry! They left quite a bit.

11. If you think that nicotine does not affect a woman's voice, try to shake off the ash on the carpet.

12. Good stuff lying policeman - and speed controls and pleasantly move.

13. Russian road called the place where going to pass.

14. If you long call relatives or friends, then they are fine.

15. Well not just where we do not have, and where we had never been there!

16. Often in the morning looking at a woman with horror you realize that what you seduced her yesterday, was not yours, but its merit.

17. When the family is only one wife, she grows selfish.

18. There are three reasons for absence: forgotten, washed down or score.

19. If you want to make God laugh - tell him about your plans.

20. Not so bad Russian tank as his drunken crew.

21. Like it or not - and then ... pas behind.

22. And the wolves are fed and the sheep are safe, and the shepherd eternal memory.

23. Mosquitoes are much more humane than some women, so if a mosquito drinks your blood, it is, at least, cease humming.

24. If you argue with an idiot, probably the same thing and it does.

25. Correctly thrown her husband would return like a boomerang.

26. When pressed for time, there is no place for friendship - only love.

27. Laziness simple Russian people - it's not a sin, but a totally necessary means of neutralizing the tireless activity leading them fools.

28. Laughter without reason - a sign that you or an idiot, or a pretty girl.

29. Excuse me, what I say, when you interrupt.

30. Lottery - is the most accurate method of accounting for the number of optimists.

31. The patient went on the mend. But did not reach.

32. Life goes so fast, as if she is not interesting to us ...

33. Laziness - a subconscious wisdom.

34. There are people in whom God lives. There are people in whom the devil lives. And there are people that live only worms. (F. Ranevskaya)

35. Raised a man not a woman to make observations, bearing bad sleeper.

36. Few know his own worth - have yet to be in demand.

37. Take care of home - rest abroad.

38. She arrived in Siberia, and it ruined him the hard labor.

39. The highest degree of embarrassment - two views encountered in the keyhole.