He: I Sori yesterday appeared - a bachelor.
She: stag always heap bl @ dei.
He: No, it's a bachelor party, do not take the girls back.
She: You Th think I've not been to a bachelor party? !!!
And because of what you are evil?
- Because of the ancestors ...
- And what are they made?
The husband comes home to his wife:
- Honey, I came home.
- Honey, it seems we will soon be three!
Husband hugging wife in front of clezami with joy. Wife:
- Tomorrow comes my mom!
A woman sits in a cab and said:
- In the hospital. Yes, do not drive, so I just work there!
- I bought a cool car yesterday: five liter, automatic, stuffed with electronics, works silently, 2008 release, but was brought to Germany, 1600 RPM keeps ...
- And what a brand?
- Stiralka Boshovskaya.
The wife asks her husband:
- Honey, do you think about if I change my hairstyle like something ... maybe my hair slicked back? ..
- Are you stupid, or what ??? Where the hair, and where the ass ?!
Why India women red dots on their foreheads?
- Well, no ashtrays in India, no !!!
- Yesterday I bought a vacuum cleaner - sucking wonderful!
- That is, he changed his mind to marry you?
This summer at the morgue well?
Mosquitoes! Blood cold refreshing =)
In the operating room.
- Doctor, it hurts!
- Please hush! We test!
Husband - wife:
- What do you Werth front of the mirror?
- Why, I want to see the waist.
- So you're first breast lift!
- Boy, why are you crying?
- I saw the old organ-grinder! ..
- So what?
- So he's blind, but he kind of bastard instead of the hurdy-gurdy, slipped a meat grinder!
- Well, it's not scary!
- So he's back on top of the monkey put !!!