Last words

LAST WORDS ...
... The crew of the Airbus "There blinking light - well, it's ....»
... Malaria: "Of course, the forest will survive!»
... Astronaut: "No, it's okay! I have enough air even minutes 15. »
... Nuclear physicist "critical mass - not critical days, the case
reparable ... »
... Convict-a fugitive, "Now we are well secured rope»
... Driver: "If the pigs do not switch to the neighbor, I, too, x @ nd
will switch! »
... Drunk driver "column of the Devil! He will roll in the end the road
or not! »
... Mechanic: "Put a little platform ...»
... Excavator operator: "What's that cylinder we skrebanuli?
Let's see ... »
... Driver's wife: "leave, the right to freely!»
... Mountaineering instructor: "Yes my e! For the fifth time show:
truly reliable components are fastened like that ... »
... Biologist: "This snake is known to us. Its venom is not dangerous to humans. »
... Minesweeper: "Everything. Just red. Cut red! »
... Bomber pilot over enemy territory: "Wow! That's
Fireworks! »

... Pizza deliverer: "You have a wonderful little dog ...»
Bungee jumper ... "Beauty :::. !!!»
... Chemist: "And if we slightly heat the :?»
... Chemistry teacher: "Children! This experience is absolutely safe! »
... Chemistry student: "Professor, believe me, it's really interesting
reactions ... »
... Amateur programmer: "So, the seller is assured that the two cards
get along. »
... PC: "Are you sure ?! [Y / N] »
... Roofer: "No wind today ...»
... Sergeant: "The case is simple: killer - you!»
Diabetic ... "It was the sugar?»
... Electric guitarist "splash me another Socko.»
... Wife: "My husband will be back in the morning:»
... Husband: "Well, my dear ... ... you I have not jealous:»
... The night the thief: "Come here. These have their Doberman chain is not
reaches. »
... Inventor: "So, let's test ...»
... Avtoinstruktora: "Okay, now try it yourself:»
... The examiner in a driving school, "poultice here on the waterfront!»
... Parachutist: & quot; @ BANAYA MOLE !!! & quot;
... Platoon leader: "Let there not a living soul within 10
kilometers .... »
... Butcher: "Lech, throw me out the knife!»
... Commander of the crew: "A few minutes later we landed in
according to the timetable. »
... Pedestrian: "But my green!»
... Visitor restaurant: "I'll take julienne with mushrooms.»
... Bailiff: & quot; ... the gun and confiscated! & Quot;
... Desktop-railwaymen, "Do not be afraid, this train will pass adjacent the way!»
... Hunter the Cheetah: "Hmm, but he quickly approaching ...»
... Rookie with grenades, "How late did you say I should
to count? »
... Hero: "What help !? Yes, all three of them here ... »
... Executioner "Loop too tight? No problem, right now, I'll check ... »
... Spinster (very old): «Ooooo! Nooo! Oooooooooooooooh !!! »
... Diner owner, "You liked it?»
... Trucker: "These old bridges still stand for eternity!»
... Two lion tamer, "How? I think you feed them!?! »
... Driver "Oka" "Well, here I am in no sneak, garbage!»
... Chefs canteen "suspiciously quiet in the dining room ...»
... Night watchman, "Hey, who's there?»
... Motorist: "Tomorrow I'll be there to check the brakes ...»
... Police: "Six shots, he spent all the bullets ...»
... The president's son: "Dad, what this red button?»
... Cyclist: "So, here's" Volga "gives us ...»
... Racing driver: "I wonder if the mechanic has not got wind that I was his
little wife:? »
... Photojournalist: "This is a sensational shot!»
... Coach l / well: "All at the same time throw a spear into the side!»
... Student: "I go into the dining room!»
... Christmas goose, "Oh, holy born ...»
... Tarzan: "What a bastard shit on the vine!»
... Tennis player in doubles "My !!!»
... Gatekeeper: "Over my dead body ...»
Holidaymaker ... "One to Miami, please!»
... Whaler: "So now we have it on the hook!»
... The captain of the submarine, "Here urgent need to ventilate!"

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