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Is in court proceedings on the case of poaching. The judge asks a question to the elderly man sitting in the dock:

— Tell me, how long have you been hunting?

— For 20 years. Your honor, I have all permissions. And hunting, and weapons. I hunted only in designated areas and within the permitted period. To be honest, I don't know what I'm doing here.

Yes, the defendant, with your permission all right. Were you seen at the moment when you shot an extremely rare bird is a whiskered tern! How could you let this happen, having such a great experience hunter shoulders?

— Your honor, I'll answer your question if you answer mine.

— Well, — interested judge. — What's your question?

The defendant turns back to the audience and says:

— Tell me, Your honor, and my wife is now looking at me?

— Well, the question is... How should I know? The hall sits a lot of women.

— Here I am, Your honor, I did not know which of these terns whiskered... — spreading his hands, the man answered.

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