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As a Professor in one sentence stopped the conflict at the Congress of physicists
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Is at the same University at the Congress of physicists. At the end of the day a famous Professor reading his report, but members of the Congress not listening to him. They are all about something furiously arguing, shouting and swearing. Eventually someone starts a fight, everywhere flashing fists and flying chairs.
The Professor tries to reassure his colleagues:
— Lord, well, you're all scientists, stop!
A zero response. The Professor again takes the voice:
— Colleagues, I ask you to stop this dump!
One Professor's not listening.
— Respected! If you don't calm down I will call security! — increase the voice of the Professor.
No one, even the ear does not. The fight is gaining momentum. Finally, the Professor does not stand up and bellows to the audience:
— Lord! The number PI is seven!!!
All immediately stop shaking his fists and stare in amazement at the Professor. He looks around the audience a stern look:
— Colleagues, "he says," Well, you forced me to do!
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Is at the same University at the Congress of physicists. At the end of the day a famous Professor reading his report, but members of the Congress not listening to him. They are all about something furiously arguing, shouting and swearing. Eventually someone starts a fight, everywhere flashing fists and flying chairs.
The Professor tries to reassure his colleagues:
— Lord, well, you're all scientists, stop!
A zero response. The Professor again takes the voice:
— Colleagues, I ask you to stop this dump!
One Professor's not listening.
— Respected! If you don't calm down I will call security! — increase the voice of the Professor.
No one, even the ear does not. The fight is gaining momentum. Finally, the Professor does not stand up and bellows to the audience:
— Lord! The number PI is seven!!!
All immediately stop shaking his fists and stare in amazement at the Professor. He looks around the audience a stern look:
— Colleagues, "he says," Well, you forced me to do!
The website is now at Classmates! Press:
via factroom.ru
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