Hilarious anecdote about an old pilot and his curious colleague

One pilot still did not want to retire, although he was very old and saw almost nothing. The authorities could not influence him in any way, since he was very stubborn and did not want to part with aviation.

One day this old pilot was asked by his young colleague:

- Tell me, Ivan Petrovich, how do you get through the medical examination?

- Why go through it? I give the doctor money, and he lets him go to work!

- Well, how are you flying, Ivan Petrovich?

- Yes, my wife brings me to the airfield, the navigator meets me and leads me to the cockpit ...

- Hmm ... How do you take off? You see almost nothing!

- What's so difficult? I pressed a couple of buttons, found the steering wheel by touch and pulled it towards myself.

- But you surely find it difficult to follow the route ?!

- No, nonsense. I need a navigator for something. He says to me: "Petrovich, right now," "Petrovich, now we are turning left," "Petrovich, right," and that's it.

- Well, how are you planting an airplane? This is the most difficult thing in our profession!

- Ha! Now there is automation everywhere! But, of course, at the last stage, I take the steering wheel and wait for the assistant to say: "Well, that's it, now this blind idiot will ditch all of us!" And that's when I pla-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-nenko pull the steering wheel towards myself.

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