Medicine — mysterious science: the boil on the cheek, and to be treated have candles... Bashny.Net

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One of my good friends recently on his cheek jumped a giant boil. Prior to this, Andrei did no special health problems was not, and in medical matters he knows nothing about. The boil was successfully opened by the physician who is additionally prescribed a healing ointment.

Immediately after the procedure, my friend went to the pharmacy with a prescription. But the required funds, unfortunately, was not. The pharmacist alternatively offered to take the candles.

— What do I do with them? — distractedly asked Andrei.

— All written in the instructions!

My friend, on the spot, opened the package and read: "Enter into the anus and push until the inflammation". Andrei anxiously grabbed his cheek and as will shout at all the pharmacy:

— The girl! So far to promote I have does not work!

The whole place roared with laughter. And only the pharmacist through tears of laughter explained to my unlucky friend, that candles should be crushed and apply to the sore spot on her cheek.

via factroom.ru