28 brilliant sayings of Ostap Bender

1. The car is not a luxury but a means of transportation.

2. And maybe even give you a flat key where money lies?!



3. The ice was broken, gentlemen of the jury! 4. How much is opium for the people? 5. Help drowning — the handiwork of drowning. 6. He loved and suffered. He loved money and suffered from their lack. 7. Abroad is a myth about the afterlife. Who gets in there, he did not return. 8. We though not Paris, but you are welcome to our hut. 9. To hell with you! Stay here with your chair! And I my life is precious as a memory! 10. With money to give up easily, without groans. 11. Financial abyss — the deepest of all abysses, it is possible to drop life. 12. Do not teach me how to live, better help financially. 13. Earlier in the fiction, the main thing was radio. It was expected the happiness of mankind. But the radio is there but there is no happiness.





14. If I had a contest of liars, to win would be the only one who would speak the truth. 15. All talented write different, all mediocre — the same and even the same handwriting. 16. Happiness waits for no one. It roams the country in long white robes, singing a nursery rhyme... But this naive babe should be caught, she needs to like for her to care. 17. The time we have is money that we don't have. 18. Interesting you are the man! All you have to order. Surprisingly, with such happiness — and on freedom. 19. There are people who do not know how to suffer, how not coming out. And if you suffer, I try to do it as quickly and unobtrusively. 20. If you don't already can not worry, you worry in silence. 21. Soon, only cats are born... 22. Oh, kitty, we are strangers in this celebration of life... 23. Let those who will say that this girl was the first to throw a stone at me. 24. Do not slam the ears themselves on the cheeks :)) 25. Kitty, why do You need money? You're old. 26. Shut up and lighten up. 27. Return the sausage — I forgive you. 28. And for God's sake do not eat at night raw tomatoes - take care of the stomach.







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