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22 brilliant question and answer, which could only give children
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Children's sincerity and spontaneity sometimes elevate mood for the whole day, and from their statements for a long time could not write another great collection.
< Website gathered statements from some delightful conversations with children who anyone will impress
- Sister makes biology:.
- What animals are nocturnal
? - Googling
. - No, I do not know google
- Ivan (6 years):
. - And you show me the ruins of the Soviet Union, and there are already removed all
- I'm telling Fede (3, 5 years):
? - Fed, and you'll soon uncle
. Seeing the lack of understanding in the eyes of a child, explain:
- In Roma (the oldest child) soon to be born daughter, and you will become an uncle. Will Uncle Fedor.
Child with utter horror in her eyes:
- I am now going to live with a cat and a dog in the village ?! ? One
- A small child:
- Mom, I want a day swab
Birthday! Mom:
- Do you know what it is
? Child:
- No, but on television say that if you have a tampon, then you can go to the beach every day, cycling, running and generally do whatever you like, and no one will notice.
- Under the window something crashed loudly, and immediately flew joyfully shout:
- Mom, Mom, I'm alive
! - And you're happy about Che something ?! - Indignantly said a woman's voice
- Wife dragged children from "McDonalds" Happy Meal.. There Ingres Berds toys. A son (3 years old) is very fond of them. Not opening the box, looking admiringly at the colorful pictures drawn on it, with indifference to its content. Wife:
- A kiss
? Son, without looking at his mother, tenderly kisses the box.
- We argue with his wife. My daughter (11 years old) provides:
- Dad, rejoice that you have such a wife. And you, mother, rejoice that you have such a husband. And that would leave you marry an alcoholic
- -. Dima, why do you want a little sister was born in your
? Dima (4 years 2 months):
- Then at least someone in our house to be obedient ...
- A child looking at our wedding album:
- And from "married" to go back, you can
- to cook dinner, the husband in the kitchen, my little boy say:
? - Go, Dad feed the
. I ran back in a second. I ask:
- What dad does not feed
? A kid me:
- Mom, he can not, he feeds
- I say three-year son:
. - Beware of the socket kus
! A six-year daughter adds:
- A scientifically - a potential difference
. And why I did so early taught to read?
- Max Kirych rolls on a typewriter in the house. Max pissed.
- Mom, give urgent rag gasoline leak
- Eugene (4 years):
! - Mom, can I take a walk out of here and dotudova
? - In the Russian language there are no words, "out of here" and "dotudova"
. - A Dokudovo there
- The little sister in the garden, he saw a butterfly, asked her mother:
? - Mom, this is who
- Butterfly
. - And where dedochka
- Son (7 years), taking a bath, I hear - shouting:?
- Mom, bring me shampoo
. - I gave you shampoo
. - It says "for dry hair", as I have already wet
- Mike enters the kitchen that kind starved hussar:
! - Dad! Pour me some tea!
- What should be added son
? - Sugar
- Egorka (3, 5 years) staying with grandparents. Taking it home, I ask:
- You do not want to eat? I feed you grandfather?
- I do not want. My grandfather fed do not know what, but I'm very good food.
- Niece this year has gone to 1 class.
- Milanochka that you at school like most
? - Mashed potatoes with a cutlet
- Alina (3 years 9 months) evening:
. - Mom, do not want to go to kindergarten. Want better in school or work, - dreamily: - And best of all married !!!
- Ales (3 years):
- Mom, Sonia does not want to go to visit me
. - What are you inviting her
? Confusedly:
- No ...
Pause. Suddenly - a wild roar and sobs:
- I forgot
- Son (4 years) sitting at the table, eats and thinks:
! - I'll be good to eat, and I will have a big ass
! - Why did she so
? ! - To the toilet did not fall
- He asked his nephew:
- How old is your dad
? -. Six
- How are the six
? - Well, he became Pope, only when I was born
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- He asked his nephew:
- Son (4 years) sitting at the table, eats and thinks:
- Ales (3 years):
- Alina (3 years 9 months) evening:
- Niece this year has gone to 1 class.
- Egorka (3, 5 years) staying with grandparents. Taking it home, I ask:
- Mike enters the kitchen that kind starved hussar:
- Son (7 years), taking a bath, I hear - shouting:?
- The little sister in the garden, he saw a butterfly, asked her mother:
- Eugene (4 years):
- Max Kirych rolls on a typewriter in the house. Max pissed.
- I say three-year son:
- to cook dinner, the husband in the kitchen, my little boy say:
- A child looking at our wedding album:
- -. Dima, why do you want a little sister was born in your
- We argue with his wife. My daughter (11 years old) provides:
- Wife dragged children from "McDonalds" Happy Meal.. There Ingres Berds toys. A son (3 years old) is very fond of them. Not opening the box, looking admiringly at the colorful pictures drawn on it, with indifference to its content. Wife:
- Under the window something crashed loudly, and immediately flew joyfully shout:
- A small child:
- I'm telling Fede (3, 5 years):
- Ivan (6 years):
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