22 brilliant question and answer, which could only give children

Children's sincerity and spontaneity sometimes elevate mood for the whole day, and from their statements for a long time could not write another great collection.

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Sister makes biology:.
- What animals are nocturnal
? - Googling
. - No, I do not know google
- Ivan (6 years):
  . - And you show me the ruins of the Soviet Union, and there are already removed all
  - I'm telling Fede (3, 5 years):
    ? - Fed, and you'll soon uncle
    . Seeing the lack of understanding in the eyes of a child, explain:
    - In Roma (the oldest child) soon to be born daughter, and you will become an uncle. Will Uncle Fedor.
    Child with utter horror in her eyes:
    - I am now going to live with a cat and a dog in the village ?! ? One
    - A small child:
      - Mom, I want a day swab
      Birthday! Mom:
      - Do you know what it is
      ? Child:
      - No, but on television say that if you have a tampon, then you can go to the beach every day, cycling, running and generally do whatever you like, and no one will notice.
      - Under the window something crashed loudly, and immediately flew joyfully shout:
        - Mom, Mom, I'm alive
        ! - And you're happy about Che something ?! - Indignantly said a woman's voice
        
        Wife dragged children from "McDonalds" Happy Meal.. There Ingres Berds toys. A son (3 years old) is very fond of them. Not opening the box, looking admiringly at the colorful pictures drawn on it, with indifference to its content. Wife:
        - A kiss
        ? Son, without looking at his mother, tenderly kisses the box.
        
        We argue with his wife. My daughter (11 years old) provides:
        - Dad, rejoice that you have such a wife. And you, mother, rejoice that you have such a husband. And that would leave you marry an alcoholic
        
        -. Dima, why do you want a little sister was born in your
        ? Dima (4 years 2 months):
        - Then at least someone in our house to be obedient ...
        
        A child looking at our wedding album:
        - And from "married" to go back, you can
        
        to cook dinner, the husband in the kitchen, my little boy say:
        ? - Go, Dad feed the
        . I ran back in a second. I ask:
        - What dad does not feed
        ? A kid me:
        - Mom, he can not, he feeds
        
        I say three-year son:
        . - Beware of the socket kus
        ! A six-year daughter adds:
        - A scientifically - a potential difference
        . And why I did so early taught to read?
        
        Max Kirych rolls on a typewriter in the house. Max pissed.
        - Mom, give urgent rag gasoline leak
        
        Eugene (4 years):
        ! - Mom, can I take a walk out of here and dotudova
        ? - In the Russian language there are no words, "out of here" and "dotudova"
        . - A Dokudovo there
        
        The little sister in the garden, he saw a butterfly, asked her mother:
        ? - Mom, this is who
        - Butterfly
        . - And where dedochka
        
        Son (7 years), taking a bath, I hear - shouting:?
        - Mom, bring me shampoo
        . - I gave you shampoo
        . - It says "for dry hair", as I have already wet
        
        Mike enters the kitchen that kind starved hussar:
        ! - Dad! Pour me some tea!
        - What should be added son
        ? - Sugar
        
        Egorka (3, 5 years) staying with grandparents. Taking it home, I ask:
        - You do not want to eat? I feed you grandfather?
        - I do not want. My grandfather fed do not know what, but I'm very good food.
        
        Niece this year has gone to 1 class.
        - Milanochka that you at school like most
        ? - Mashed potatoes with a cutlet
        
        Alina (3 years 9 months) evening:
        . - Mom, do not want to go to kindergarten. Want better in school or work, - dreamily: - And best of all married !!!
        
        Ales (3 years):
        - Mom, Sonia does not want to go to visit me
        . - What are you inviting her
        ? Confusedly:
        - No ...
        Pause. Suddenly - a wild roar and sobs:
        - I forgot
        
        Son (4 years) sitting at the table, eats and thinks:
        ! - I'll be good to eat, and I will have a big ass
        ! - Why did she so
        ? ! - To the toilet did not fall
        
        He asked his nephew:
        - How old is your dad
        ? -. Six
        - How are the six
        ? - Well, he became Pope, only when I was born
        
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