22 brilliant question and answer, which could only give children

Children's sincerity and spontaneity sometimes elevate mood for the whole day, and from their statements for a long time could not write another great collection.

< Website gathered statements from some delightful conversations with children who anyone will impress

• Sister makes biology:.
  - What animals are nocturnal
  ? - Googling
  . - No, I do not know google
  
  
  • Ivan (6 years):
    . - And you show me the ruins of the Soviet Union, and there are already removed all
    
    
    • I'm telling Fede (3, 5 years):
      ? - Fed, and you'll soon uncle
      . Seeing the lack of understanding in the eyes of a child, explain:
      - In Roma (the oldest child) soon to be born daughter, and you will become an uncle. Will Uncle Fedor.
      Child with utter horror in her eyes:
      - I am now going to live with a cat and a dog in the village ?! ? One
      
      
      • A small child:
        - Mom, I want a day swab
        Birthday! Mom:
        - Do you know what it is
        ? Child:
        - No, but on television say that if you have a tampon, then you can go to the beach every day, cycling, running and generally do whatever you like, and no one will notice.
        
        
        • Under the window something crashed loudly, and immediately flew joyfully shout:
          - Mom, Mom, I'm alive
          ! - And you're happy about Che something ?! - Indignantly said a woman's voice
          
          
          • Wife dragged children from "McDonalds" Happy Meal.. There Ingres Berds toys. A son (3 years old) is very fond of them. Not opening the box, looking admiringly at the colorful pictures drawn on it, with indifference to its content. Wife:
            - A kiss
            ? Son, without looking at his mother, tenderly kisses the box.
            
            
            • We argue with his wife. My daughter (11 years old) provides:
              - Dad, rejoice that you have such a wife. And you, mother, rejoice that you have such a husband. And that would leave you marry an alcoholic
              
              
              • -. Dima, why do you want a little sister was born in your
                ? Dima (4 years 2 months):
                - Then at least someone in our house to be obedient ...
                
                
                • A child looking at our wedding album:
                  - And from "married" to go back, you can
                  
                  
                  • to cook dinner, the husband in the kitchen, my little boy say:
                    ? - Go, Dad feed the
                    . I ran back in a second. I ask:
                    - What dad does not feed
                    ? A kid me:
                    - Mom, he can not, he feeds
                    
                    
                    • I say three-year son:
                      . - Beware of the socket kus
                      ! A six-year daughter adds:
                      - A scientifically - a potential difference
                      . And why I did so early taught to read?
                      
                      
                      • Max Kirych rolls on a typewriter in the house. Max pissed.
                        - Mom, give urgent rag gasoline leak
                        
                        
                        • Eugene (4 years):
                          ! - Mom, can I take a walk out of here and dotudova
                          ? - In the Russian language there are no words, "out of here" and "dotudova"
                          . - A Dokudovo there
                          
                          
                          • The little sister in the garden, he saw a butterfly, asked her mother:
                            ? - Mom, this is who
                            - Butterfly
                            . - And where dedochka
                            
                            
                            • Son (7 years), taking a bath, I hear - shouting:?
                              - Mom, bring me shampoo
                              . - I gave you shampoo
                              . - It says "for dry hair", as I have already wet
                              
                              
                              • Mike enters the kitchen that kind starved hussar:
                                ! - Dad! Pour me some tea!
                                - What should be added son
                                ? - Sugar
                                
                                
                                • Egorka (3, 5 years) staying with grandparents. Taking it home, I ask:
                                  - You do not want to eat? I feed you grandfather?
                                  - I do not want. My grandfather fed do not know what, but I'm very good food.
                                  
                                  
                                  • Niece this year has gone to 1 class.
                                    - Milanochka that you at school like most
                                    ? - Mashed potatoes with a cutlet
                                    
                                    
                                    • Alina (3 years 9 months) evening:
                                      . - Mom, do not want to go to kindergarten. Want better in school or work, - dreamily: - And best of all married !!!
                                      
                                      
                                      • Ales (3 years):
                                        - Mom, Sonia does not want to go to visit me
                                        . - What are you inviting her
                                        ? Confusedly:
                                        - No ...
                                        Pause. Suddenly - a wild roar and sobs:
                                        - I forgot
                                        
                                        
                                        • Son (4 years) sitting at the table, eats and thinks:
                                          ! - I'll be good to eat, and I will have a big ass
                                          ! - Why did she so
                                          ? ! - To the toilet did not fall
                                          
                                          
                                          • He asked his nephew:
                                            - How old is your dad
                                            ? -. Six
                                            - How are the six
                                            ? - Well, he became Pope, only when I was born
                                            
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