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15 children's pearls, funny to tears!
Children with children: their daughter is free from stereotypes, and the brain - from adult patterns of thinking and logic bedrock. As a result of the children we can hear unexpected things in style, "though stand, though fall!» < Website offers you a selection of children's sayings and quotes that nasmeshat anyone!
son fell asleep on the couch, and my father decided to shift it to the crib. He took care in his arms, and his sleep sonny:
- Put it where took
. ***
I collect her son for a walk, shoes, decided to accelerate the process to help:
- Come on foot
. The son leg raises, it seems to me that it is not that. I speak:
- Let other
! He gives another. I understand that the first time he was right back to him:
- Let other
! Son surprised looks around, shrugs and says:
- And there is no longer
! ***
Check the hearing in the clinic. The doctor whispered:
- Sweet
. Seva (3 years), also in a whisper:
- I can not: allergy ...
***
Vovka 3 years. Dad smokes on the balcony. Vovk waiting for him at the door. Frowned house edge. Comes Dad:
- What's the matter, son
? - Dad, smoking is harmful
? -. Harmful, son
- Dad, do you smoke
? - Yes, son
. - Dad, you're a fool
? ***
- Dad, you're still grow
? - No, son
. - And why did you eat
? ***
Role-playing games. Masha somewhere around 2 years. Mom we goat, Masha, of course, kid. The unsuspecting dad enters the room and hear the voice of the daughter of the team:
- Goat! Pour juice!
You should have seen his eyes ...
***
Odessa. On the balcony overlooking mom and shouts:
- Arkady! Home!
The boy raises his head and shouts back:
- I froze up
? - No! Do you want to eat!
***
The child is 3 years old, going on the bus. Standing next to the grandfather with a child begins to talk:
- And where are we going with my mother
? - To deduske
. - And what do you get there with my grandfather I do
? - Vodka booze
! Dumb ... Loud laughter mom. Had all standing around to explain that they go only to paint the boat to the grandfather.
***
Son was 6 years old. Carefully looking at manicure educators.
- Olga, do you have such long nails ...
- Yes. Like it?
- Like. Probably, climb trees well.
***
Pope:
- All sit in the car. Let's go, let's go!
Son, 5 years old, puzzled:
- Dad, why such a hurry
? ***
Daughters of 5 years. It comes from the garden upset. The first lesson in reading. The child does not work.
- Fool, I'm a fool! - Almost crying my child, standing in front of a mirror
. Then suddenly subsides, I think ... and has already quietly say:
- But beautiful ...
***
In Vova in the garden there fighting girlfriend - Masha. Friendships with the nursery.
This morning wake her son. Does not react. I pull together a blanket and gently tickle the heel.
Vovk in his sleep with a smile:
- Well, Ma-a-asa-ah ..
! ***
The store gave the surrender of today, and five fell. I say small:
- Bunny, lift, please
. Then the man next to lifts and gives me with the words:
- Of course, I do not ... Bunny
The son was indignant:
- Why then raised
? ***
I am sending a son before dinner, 3 years old, to wash their hands. Worth and keeps your hands under running water. I speak:
- My hands, their three
. He looked at me like I was abnormal:
-. Two of their
***
We go to a nine-year son, holding hands. Towards the familiar:
- Such a big boy, and all with her mother on the handle go
. Gregory, looking into my eyes, said loudly:
- Mom, her children are grown, so she is jealous! You do not worry: I'll still kiss Now
Read takezh:. 8 facts about marriage, love and marriage through the eyes children
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son fell asleep on the couch, and my father decided to shift it to the crib. He took care in his arms, and his sleep sonny:
- Put it where took
. ***
I collect her son for a walk, shoes, decided to accelerate the process to help:
- Come on foot
. The son leg raises, it seems to me that it is not that. I speak:
- Let other
! He gives another. I understand that the first time he was right back to him:
- Let other
! Son surprised looks around, shrugs and says:
- And there is no longer
! ***
Check the hearing in the clinic. The doctor whispered:
- Sweet
. Seva (3 years), also in a whisper:
- I can not: allergy ...
***
Vovka 3 years. Dad smokes on the balcony. Vovk waiting for him at the door. Frowned house edge. Comes Dad:
- What's the matter, son
? - Dad, smoking is harmful
? -. Harmful, son
- Dad, do you smoke
? - Yes, son
. - Dad, you're a fool
? ***
- Dad, you're still grow
? - No, son
. - And why did you eat
? ***
Role-playing games. Masha somewhere around 2 years. Mom we goat, Masha, of course, kid. The unsuspecting dad enters the room and hear the voice of the daughter of the team:
- Goat! Pour juice!
You should have seen his eyes ...
***
Odessa. On the balcony overlooking mom and shouts:
- Arkady! Home!
The boy raises his head and shouts back:
- I froze up
? - No! Do you want to eat!
***
The child is 3 years old, going on the bus. Standing next to the grandfather with a child begins to talk:
- And where are we going with my mother
? - To deduske
. - And what do you get there with my grandfather I do
? - Vodka booze
! Dumb ... Loud laughter mom. Had all standing around to explain that they go only to paint the boat to the grandfather.
***
Son was 6 years old. Carefully looking at manicure educators.
- Olga, do you have such long nails ...
- Yes. Like it?
- Like. Probably, climb trees well.
***
Pope:
- All sit in the car. Let's go, let's go!
Son, 5 years old, puzzled:
- Dad, why such a hurry
? ***
Daughters of 5 years. It comes from the garden upset. The first lesson in reading. The child does not work.
- Fool, I'm a fool! - Almost crying my child, standing in front of a mirror
. Then suddenly subsides, I think ... and has already quietly say:
- But beautiful ...
***
In Vova in the garden there fighting girlfriend - Masha. Friendships with the nursery.
This morning wake her son. Does not react. I pull together a blanket and gently tickle the heel.
Vovk in his sleep with a smile:
- Well, Ma-a-asa-ah ..
! ***
The store gave the surrender of today, and five fell. I say small:
- Bunny, lift, please
. Then the man next to lifts and gives me with the words:
- Of course, I do not ... Bunny
The son was indignant:
- Why then raised
? ***
I am sending a son before dinner, 3 years old, to wash their hands. Worth and keeps your hands under running water. I speak:
- My hands, their three
. He looked at me like I was abnormal:
-. Two of their
***
We go to a nine-year son, holding hands. Towards the familiar:
- Such a big boy, and all with her mother on the handle go
. Gregory, looking into my eyes, said loudly:
- Mom, her children are grown, so she is jealous! You do not worry: I'll still kiss Now
Read takezh:. 8 facts about marriage, love and marriage through the eyes children
via det.org.ru/
