20 best quotes Michael Zhvanetskogo!

1. If you licked the ass, do not relax - this lubrication

! 2. Nice to live not forbid. But you can prevent ...

3. One head - well, as with the body better

. 4. Better seven times sweating than once with frost!

5. I can drive too fast to worry about cholesterol!

6. bald head - a clearing, trampled thoughts

. 7. Everything is going well, just past ...

8. It's a shame when your dreams come true at the other!

9. Few know his own worth - we must also demand

. 10. The idea came into his head and now chases the brain.

11. It is difficult to be the last Sukoy - always someone added a rear

! 12. How the state nor steal, its not return.

13. While the measure seven times, others have already cut off.

14. How quickly time flies: did not have time to wake up, and already late for work

. 15. Of the two evils, I choose something which had not tried ...

16. Born to crawl - crawl through all

. 17. Good is not just where we have, and where we have never been!

18. In some both hemispheres are protected by the skull, others - pants

. 19. Nothing hurts no man as fragments of their own happiness.

20. Good always triumphs over evil, so who wins, he is good.