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Nine ways to reduce the crazy owner
Some cats have an amazing ability to bring even the most patient person to a state close to madness. How do they do it? Read the instructions written very well advanced ... cat. He created her in the night when the person tortured urgent work zadrёmyval over a computer keyboard. Then the cat laid out instructions to the network for other advanced cats and dogs. Read all because forewarned - is forearmed.
Method 1.
The day will come when your people will bring you a new expensive toy. For example, it will be playing a track or kittens "all inclusive". Perhaps he month the sweat of work and three days of running around the store to buy exactly what you are, he thought, dreamed. Do not succumb to self-pity! When a person is able to get a new toy, do not pay any attention to it! Only be interested in a box - you know how. Of course, then you can do and the most toys, but only in secret, when your man does not see.
Method 2.
Continuously Emit most miserable "on me-ah-oo", which you can only squeeze out of yourself. Licked, once people look at you, and convincingly portrayed on the face of the fear of imminent starvation. (Not having the actor's talent advise trained in advance!) Once a person has put in a bowl of your favorite food, lazy smell it and turn away with utter contempt, even start to dig in as pitiful scum on the very rainy day. Then retire with dignity.
Method 3.
At three o'clock in the morning Match the couchette your man starts making loud and plaintive sounds. When he or she stand to find out what was going on, immediately take the sleeping position and close your eyes. Wait 15 minutes until the person settles back into bed, and repeat all the above. Attention! Do not repeat more than three times! You do not want your man fired from his job for sleep during the day at work - if it is not what you would buy delicious food, toys and treats. Well ... at least, a couple of Razka can jump to the head of the person on the bed head, poraskidat trinkets on the table and threw a few frames with photographs.
Method 4.
Find a wall, preferably such, which have nothing at all, and start to look closely at a single point on it. When a person is interested in what it is you're looking completely ignore it, whatever he tried to distract you. Be persistent! Soon he will run for cat lovers forum to find out what is happening to you. But he did not get an answer! After a two-legged never understand what interests us!
Method 5.
Your toilet is located in the same room where people sometimes sit on a small stool and read different newspapers and magazines? Excellent! Some time later, after people located there, begin to scratch the claws and push through the door under her paw, showing that you should be there too. Once a person is slightly open the door, come in, potopchites in your closet, you can even play a little bit with a roll of toilet paper, and then suddenly start to ask back. The man did not remain as to open the door again. And let go by other members of the household - it does not hurt to make sure that a person is clearly in idle while your bowl is empty a long time ago! If the door is a little door for you - ignore it. Follow instructions!
Method 6.
Man loves to take pictures of cats, because with our help, he wants to become famous on the Internet! Therefore, once you see a man with a small box in his hand, first Freeze immediately at the very fondly of her poses. But as soon as he sets his sights on you a box to take a photo immediately turn around to his back and close your eyes, or make the leap to the side - just do not let it become famous for your account!
Method 7.
"A lot of knowledge - a lot of grief" - you know about that? Do not let your man to read a lot, because it distracts from the most important thing: feeding cats and clean their toilets. Therefore, once a person sitting in a chair reading a book, climb on his lap, purring and gently start to curve back, then go directly to the page - so that a single letter people could no longer make out. You'll see, he soon switched to the book for you - otherwise it can not be! And then act on their needs. If your man is sitting at the computer - the same.
Method 8.
Make a dizzying stunts! Try to jump by about two to three meters up. Once your man's face turn pale, - jump! Pretend that you are not very well caught in the cabinet and that and look to collapse on the floor. When a person is heart-rending scream and metnёtsya to you, hands outstretched, align the position of your body and look down at him. Then, turn away contemptuously and start licking.
9. The surest method!
Your man came home from work. It was a hard day. Run out into the corridor once will turn the key in the lock. While he or she remove outer clothing, rub on the legs, purring and show their love in every way. I assure you, he will feed you before nalёt a cup of tea! Arrange Then next to the man, rub a muzzle on his face, potopchites paws on his stomach, prikornite backyard. If you're going to be doing this every day, all your people just go mad - from love to you! I'll guarantee you!
Method 1.
The day will come when your people will bring you a new expensive toy. For example, it will be playing a track or kittens "all inclusive". Perhaps he month the sweat of work and three days of running around the store to buy exactly what you are, he thought, dreamed. Do not succumb to self-pity! When a person is able to get a new toy, do not pay any attention to it! Only be interested in a box - you know how. Of course, then you can do and the most toys, but only in secret, when your man does not see.
Method 2.
Continuously Emit most miserable "on me-ah-oo", which you can only squeeze out of yourself. Licked, once people look at you, and convincingly portrayed on the face of the fear of imminent starvation. (Not having the actor's talent advise trained in advance!) Once a person has put in a bowl of your favorite food, lazy smell it and turn away with utter contempt, even start to dig in as pitiful scum on the very rainy day. Then retire with dignity.
Method 3.
At three o'clock in the morning Match the couchette your man starts making loud and plaintive sounds. When he or she stand to find out what was going on, immediately take the sleeping position and close your eyes. Wait 15 minutes until the person settles back into bed, and repeat all the above. Attention! Do not repeat more than three times! You do not want your man fired from his job for sleep during the day at work - if it is not what you would buy delicious food, toys and treats. Well ... at least, a couple of Razka can jump to the head of the person on the bed head, poraskidat trinkets on the table and threw a few frames with photographs.
Method 4.
Find a wall, preferably such, which have nothing at all, and start to look closely at a single point on it. When a person is interested in what it is you're looking completely ignore it, whatever he tried to distract you. Be persistent! Soon he will run for cat lovers forum to find out what is happening to you. But he did not get an answer! After a two-legged never understand what interests us!
Method 5.
Your toilet is located in the same room where people sometimes sit on a small stool and read different newspapers and magazines? Excellent! Some time later, after people located there, begin to scratch the claws and push through the door under her paw, showing that you should be there too. Once a person is slightly open the door, come in, potopchites in your closet, you can even play a little bit with a roll of toilet paper, and then suddenly start to ask back. The man did not remain as to open the door again. And let go by other members of the household - it does not hurt to make sure that a person is clearly in idle while your bowl is empty a long time ago! If the door is a little door for you - ignore it. Follow instructions!
Method 6.
Man loves to take pictures of cats, because with our help, he wants to become famous on the Internet! Therefore, once you see a man with a small box in his hand, first Freeze immediately at the very fondly of her poses. But as soon as he sets his sights on you a box to take a photo immediately turn around to his back and close your eyes, or make the leap to the side - just do not let it become famous for your account!
Method 7.
"A lot of knowledge - a lot of grief" - you know about that? Do not let your man to read a lot, because it distracts from the most important thing: feeding cats and clean their toilets. Therefore, once a person sitting in a chair reading a book, climb on his lap, purring and gently start to curve back, then go directly to the page - so that a single letter people could no longer make out. You'll see, he soon switched to the book for you - otherwise it can not be! And then act on their needs. If your man is sitting at the computer - the same.
Method 8.
Make a dizzying stunts! Try to jump by about two to three meters up. Once your man's face turn pale, - jump! Pretend that you are not very well caught in the cabinet and that and look to collapse on the floor. When a person is heart-rending scream and metnёtsya to you, hands outstretched, align the position of your body and look down at him. Then, turn away contemptuously and start licking.
9. The surest method!
Your man came home from work. It was a hard day. Run out into the corridor once will turn the key in the lock. While he or she remove outer clothing, rub on the legs, purring and show their love in every way. I assure you, he will feed you before nalёt a cup of tea! Arrange Then next to the man, rub a muzzle on his face, potopchites paws on his stomach, prikornite backyard. If you're going to be doing this every day, all your people just go mad - from love to you! I'll guarantee you!
