Overheard on Wall Street

There is a twitter account Goldman Sachs Elevator, which leads a person, he said, close to Wall Street. His name is John Lefebvre. In this tweet he collects quotes allegedly podslushanye in elevators at the exchange offices. Arrogant, and sometimes just funny sayings often discover the truth of life.

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Every phone call I begin with the words: "My phone almost sat down and could shut down, so let's quickly." Teach a man to fish and he will again vote for the one who he promised to give the fish. The new sign of the slope - meet up with friends and never look into the phone. Soon you will realize that the silence - the best way to send x * en. A friend asked me what I would do if I had 10 million dollars. I told her: "I'll ask where all my other grandmother». How unfortunate that stupidity does not hurt its wearer. If you can be good at one thing - be good at lying. Then you will be good at everything. Mowing - a good economic indicator. In bad times people go to get a haircut every 8 weeks, good - once a 6. I go every 3 weeks. Darwin did not take account of this situation in the world in which intelligent people have fewer children than stupid. «to do what you love" - ​​great advice to earn $ 1000 a month. Money can not buy happiness, but they decide to 95% of the problems that make unhappy.


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