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20+ examples of what children - a small Geniuses! :)
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Playing with Kate (2 years 10 months) doctor. She - the patient lies down on the couch. I, as a doctor, taking a set of tools, and sit down beside the doctor:
- So, what to complain?
Katya:
- At her grandmother.
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Leon (4 years old), cut her finger on the hand. He sits on the floor and sobbed. Trying to comfort him:
- It's nothing! Wounds adorn men!
What Lёnchik notes:
- But a man should be!
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There was a time when her daughter-doshkolёnok constantly confessed my love. We climbed up on the couch, hugging tightly and are conducting conversations "for life". Then she hangs around the neck, and something like that ... say that ... you can just melt with happiness. Well, for example:
- Mama! You're even better than a dog!
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- Mom, Yasya fork dropped! Again melee eat!
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Victor, 4 years old, my grandfather said:
- Yes, I have a bride in the garden there. But every day is different. Who will come in a beautiful dress - she and the bride.
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Cristina (6 years):
- Mommy, Daddy, why coughed when I told him that I know a great way as he quickly become a grandfather?
I sheepishly:
- And how do you, my daughter?
- He just need to dye my hair white beard and paste!
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- Mom, and you will not get into the garden!
- Why?
- Because you can not fit in the pot!
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Sashenkina aunt decided to make a nourishing mask on the face. And not by a new-fangled creams, and the ancient folk recipe. But before she could impose a mask, as immediately rushed Sasha (5 years). He was not afraid, but pretty surprised and asked:
- Why did you face smeared?
Simple-minded Aunt direct answer:
- To be beautiful.
- Yes-ah? - Disbelief handed Sasha. - And in my opinion, because it became even worse.
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Playing with Alyona in the "word." She gets the word on the letter "H". Speaks:
- It is necessary.
I explain to her:
- According to the rules, this word is not taken, we can only nouns.
- Mom, how well you're very often told me: "There is such a word - it is necessary»!
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Nadia (3 years 10 months) stuck to my mother:
- Mom, give me a cake, well, my mother, well, give me a cake!
Mom:
- If you keep quiet, ladies.
- Mom, I am silent. Everything I say nothing-at, I say nothing-y, Mom!
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Son (3, 5 years) looking cartoons. Another - is just beginning.
- Mom, it's about someone?
- About Grey Neck.
- Of whom?
I pityingly:
- About the duck, which broke the wing.
- Who broke?
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Sitting on a bench in the courtyard, we Egorka observe the following picture: Egorkin age boy (2 years old) broke off a tree branch and it starts swinging. I told his son:
- You see that boy did? So you can not do, sapling, too painful. So doing bad.
- Bad boy?
- Yes.
He sighs heavily, groaning, slipping from the bench:
- I Go, damn it ...
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- Mom, thank you so much for what you're my mom. If I had another mother, I would have run away from her and went to look for you ...
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The daughter complains:
- Mom, I pricked cactus!
- Sonja, perhaps it is not you, and you about him pricked?
- No, Mom! He started it!
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Light (3 years) sitting at a table, eating and talking incessantly. Dad:
- Shut up and Eat!
She carefully looked at him and gave:
- But what I'll have pasta? In the nose, whether that stuff?
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Daughter (4 years 11 months) ached all night, so I gave her another candy. I stayed almost until the end, having tried both pedagogical methods (explanation harm sweet) and intimidation (caries eat teeth) and banal blackmail (tomorrow I will give two). At the end of the nerves have not sustained, and the child has achieved its goals. Cram run candy in her mouth until I change my mind, asks me a question, the answer to which I have not found:
- Well, tell me, and what was the wag each other nerves so long?
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- Daddy, kiss?
- Where ?!
- Under the tail ...
- In the ass, or what ?!
- In the neck, Dad! At the head of the tail!
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- Yesterday I hit hurt ...
- Cried?
- No.
- Well done! Why not cry?
- So the house as there was no one ...
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- Mom, this giant piece of cake you left Masha?
- No, you.
- This tiny piece ?!
- So, what to complain?
Katya:
- At her grandmother.
* * * * *
Leon (4 years old), cut her finger on the hand. He sits on the floor and sobbed. Trying to comfort him:
- It's nothing! Wounds adorn men!
What Lёnchik notes:
- But a man should be!
* * * * *
There was a time when her daughter-doshkolёnok constantly confessed my love. We climbed up on the couch, hugging tightly and are conducting conversations "for life". Then she hangs around the neck, and something like that ... say that ... you can just melt with happiness. Well, for example:
- Mama! You're even better than a dog!
* * * * *
- Mom, Yasya fork dropped! Again melee eat!
* * * * *
* * * * *
Victor, 4 years old, my grandfather said:
- Yes, I have a bride in the garden there. But every day is different. Who will come in a beautiful dress - she and the bride.
* * * * *
Cristina (6 years):
- Mommy, Daddy, why coughed when I told him that I know a great way as he quickly become a grandfather?
I sheepishly:
- And how do you, my daughter?
- He just need to dye my hair white beard and paste!
* * * * *
- Mom, and you will not get into the garden!
- Why?
- Because you can not fit in the pot!
* * * * *
* * * * *
Sashenkina aunt decided to make a nourishing mask on the face. And not by a new-fangled creams, and the ancient folk recipe. But before she could impose a mask, as immediately rushed Sasha (5 years). He was not afraid, but pretty surprised and asked:
- Why did you face smeared?
Simple-minded Aunt direct answer:
- To be beautiful.
- Yes-ah? - Disbelief handed Sasha. - And in my opinion, because it became even worse.
* * * * *
Playing with Alyona in the "word." She gets the word on the letter "H". Speaks:
- It is necessary.
I explain to her:
- According to the rules, this word is not taken, we can only nouns.
- Mom, how well you're very often told me: "There is such a word - it is necessary»!
* * * * *
Nadia (3 years 10 months) stuck to my mother:
- Mom, give me a cake, well, my mother, well, give me a cake!
Mom:
- If you keep quiet, ladies.
- Mom, I am silent. Everything I say nothing-at, I say nothing-y, Mom!
* * * * *
* * * * *
Son (3, 5 years) looking cartoons. Another - is just beginning.
- Mom, it's about someone?
- About Grey Neck.
- Of whom?
I pityingly:
- About the duck, which broke the wing.
- Who broke?
* * * * *
Sitting on a bench in the courtyard, we Egorka observe the following picture: Egorkin age boy (2 years old) broke off a tree branch and it starts swinging. I told his son:
- You see that boy did? So you can not do, sapling, too painful. So doing bad.
- Bad boy?
- Yes.
He sighs heavily, groaning, slipping from the bench:
- I Go, damn it ...
* * * * *
- Mom, thank you so much for what you're my mom. If I had another mother, I would have run away from her and went to look for you ...
* * * * *
* * * * *
The daughter complains:
- Mom, I pricked cactus!
- Sonja, perhaps it is not you, and you about him pricked?
- No, Mom! He started it!
* * * * *
Light (3 years) sitting at a table, eating and talking incessantly. Dad:
- Shut up and Eat!
She carefully looked at him and gave:
- But what I'll have pasta? In the nose, whether that stuff?
* * * * *
Daughter (4 years 11 months) ached all night, so I gave her another candy. I stayed almost until the end, having tried both pedagogical methods (explanation harm sweet) and intimidation (caries eat teeth) and banal blackmail (tomorrow I will give two). At the end of the nerves have not sustained, and the child has achieved its goals. Cram run candy in her mouth until I change my mind, asks me a question, the answer to which I have not found:
- Well, tell me, and what was the wag each other nerves so long?
* * * * *
- Daddy, kiss?
- Where ?!
- Under the tail ...
- In the ass, or what ?!
- In the neck, Dad! At the head of the tail!
* * * * *
- Yesterday I hit hurt ...
- Cried?
- No.
- Well done! Why not cry?
- So the house as there was no one ...
* * * * *
- Mom, this giant piece of cake you left Masha?
- No, you.
- This tiny piece ?!
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