Gentleman's set the XXI century: how to stand up for themselves

Hello, giktayms! B> We live in a very interesting, but at the same time very hectic time - the danger can lie in wait at every corner, with even those who did not attract attention to himself. Go all the time with traumatic gun, an ax or a baseball bat? Perhaps it has something to help overcome some dark alleys, or even entire disadvantaged areas, but at the same time can cause a number of issues in any cops. It you want? In today's collection, we'll talk about the stick for self, Nokia 3310 and other arsenal, which does not attract too much attention, but at the same time help in a difficult situation.





If you understand that the comrades in the branded tracksuits and with sunflower seeds in a bag clearly interested in your well-being, and quick step does not help, should start from afar.

The best defense - attack
Many articles about self-defense says that the best fight - one that was not. Well, what better means of self-defense - running. That may be so, but what if there is no possibility of escape? Yes, and it's boring somehow, escape, especially if we live in an age of technological breakthroughs. Therefore, we will start from the thesis that the best defense - attack.

1. Portable speakers
Equally good as a portable model and semi-stationary. These devices can be used as stun grenades - from the same counter-strike, we know how effective the "toast." Turn on the phone, turn on the column, setting up a Bluetooth-connection, turn on the maximum volume and musical composition pozadornee - throw at the enemy and ready. Yes, it may be necessary to be trained to meet the standards TRP, but it's worth it.

In real life, they are no less spectacular than in the same counter-strike of. In our store sold a huge number of compact and portable solutions that differ by some characteristics: radius of destruction, dimensions, control. The main thing - do not throw орудие too far away (on the range of the Bluetooth-interface).



There are also more massive solutions that fit in when attacking a few. For example:



This thing is not so easy to carry around (but you can roll on wheels ), but the effect it produces quite different. Total 6990 and you - the king of the street party. Or here, variant easier , for 3790:





What to choose - it is, as they say, a matter of taste. After all, this issue is important in the first principle of action - to stun the enemy, stun him, confuse or cause emotions that will kill his original plans. To maximize the use of these devices is recommended to store the phone number of music files (or playlists):

- The sounds of police sirens and loud cries calling for help - in case you want to attract the maximum attention of others;
- Several radio hits "Chanson" in case if you do not lose hope to resolve the issue peacefully;
- Any album Philip Kirkorov, the "Beasts", Bulgarian handsome Azis < / a> or singles "Santa Lucia" and "Dance of the elbows" - just in case, if you want the most severely crack down on potential offenders.

2. Flash
On our site there is a large selection of all kinds of flashlights for different camera models. In addition to the price with very different performance characteristics, but the general aspects of the work is more or less the same.

Principle of operation: a powerful stream of photons hits the opponent's eyes, blinding him for a while (depending on the flash intensity and time of day). Time can be used to attack an enemy or retirovki with a conflict.

Flash can be used as a ranged weapon, the use of various lenses and reflectors enhances the effect of the outbreak increasing the time for counter-action, as well as providing a more natural skin tone photographs opponent. In addition, many models can work autonomously, ie without a camera.



Well, if you suddenly decided to give dёru (well, opponents were much more than you), you can climb a tree and give light signals SOS. Or whose dull shine a window - a tenant would get it, and he would call the police, and it will drive the bullies from your tree.

If the long-range weapons does not work or is not acted on all forwards, you can always come together in the melee. Cope with the apostates in it will help one of the following devices:

Wire
Surely in your pocket or backpack each of you has a wire for charging your smartphone. In principle, it is also nice, but it is better to use some more reliable wire - they can swing like a cowboy, or used as a whip. Availability handy long HDMI-cable (5m enough) or even a patch bay cord allow bind blinded and stunned opponent to a post or fence (benefit them in bulk in Moscow).

If only one striker, and you are confident in their abilities, then try to successfully fend help ordinary ... well ... like a normal high-quality audio. Thick braid and stranded wire OFC will tear not, even if you really try.



However, to use this with the phone, it is necessary to spend money on adapters.

Stick to Self
No comment - hit of the season. Recommend choosing a model with a button for remote control. They say that sticks SELF want to adopt a number of special units, and this is saying a lot!

It is easy, it is compact, it can easily be expanded to a comfortable length and has a pleasant weighting on the end (admit it, you have wanted to try). Comes with a handy loop that can be attached to your stick-nagibalke that it has always been you on a leash.

Shockproof smartphone
If you do not help the average weapons and short-range, the course can be sent very strong argument that neither has a direct impact.



and is not afraid of water, and shock. He will make you blow your weight and more technical, and its screen will remain intact. In extreme cases, it can be accurately run the offender's head. Given his impressive weight (260 grams) and a decent acceleration - a clash smartphone with a skull just bring down the attacker. Built-in camera of 8 megapixels and friends will share another victory over the bully ("Look how I spent Saturday"), and provide the police with the necessary evidence in case anything happens. Before selecting a model, be sure to pay attention to the accessories available - perhaps caring manufacturers have already released a cover-knuckles or something similar.

Monopod
Extended version sticks to self - more opportunities, but it also costs more expensive. The main difference - a more rugged design, more weight and the ability to not only secure mobile devices, but also the camera. Can be used as a telescopic baton, and as a bayonet-stick.



Unfortunately, unfolding have to spend a couple of seconds of precious time more but it is stronger and can do good damage in PvP.

Tripod
We strongly recommend to fend : such blows of fate they can not tolerate.



No, in an emergency, of course, the life they can save you, but only at the cost of his own. Use plastic tripods intended!



But here are the , made of metal, with a convenient mechanism for quick layout, reliable locks and a heavy tripod "head" is not only perfectly serve in the defense, but will make photography simple and enjoyable.

Small stands are more suited for close combat, while stand on long legs can swing the club as to keep the enemy at a distance of two meters closer.

Classic
There are things that do not go out of fashion. These include the old Porsche and Ferrari, pens Parker, Swiss watches and ... Nokia 3310. Of this device legends. They say Chuck Norris himself tried to break it, but the result turned out to be in a hospital bed with multiple fractures of the hands. Cunning Chinese still produce fake this device, but even a fake able to break the fall tile in the entryway or sink - refers to a device with caution. And then suddenly at the foot drop.



And the use of the Nokia 3310 with a stick for self and all turns it into a hammer of Thor.

Alternative methods
If you are running a successful startup, it is quite possible that you already had a chance to get a solid reward. The same "premium you'll ever need" performed either copper, or brass - it does not matter, what matters is that it looks scary and it can crack nuts (including coconut). On the office desk of this award will be much less useful than if you carry it with you. Well, what the police at 4am stick to a man who returns home with a prestigious award, not a baseball bat? :)
By the way, this thing is useful and if you somehow wake up in the morning and decide to radically change their sex work. No start-up capital, but there is a point for scrap in the city? You know what to do. Knock out of their money.

Works fine air dudelki which satisfied the noise in the stadiums, but the application requires some skill and dexterity: the enemy is necessary to allow to approach closer, but "bibiknut" better ear. If necessary, repeat the procedure (ear-then the enemy twice, usually, if only he had not met with the readers of our previous instructions).

General Tips
Train hard, fight easy. B>
In the struggle for their own health and freshly award all good, but without a competent tactics and strategies, some skills and general knowledge, even having a gun would be dangerous for you and not for the enemy.

To successfully apply all sorts of improvised clubs should get to know the correct strike. You can learn from this guy:



Knowledge - force
Do not forget the tactical advantage. Voice assistant Google Now (and soon catch up with the Russian-speaking Siri and Cortana) will always come to your rescue with valuable advice and help you find the nearest police station or the Hour Bank - just ask. In the foyer of the institutions to keep the defense easier, especially if you lock the door from the inside. And there can be and continue lovely conversation with the voice assistant in anxious waiting reinforcements.

Also worth considering that the aggressive-minded outcasts menacing look different and so-so physical training, so if you run in the morning, go to the gym and leads a healthy lifestyle - a couple laps around the area (most importantly do not stumble upon a dead end, so choose the wide streets and open spaces) and the pursuit lag behind. Well, to monitor the health during morning walks help and . By the way, the same device and is guaranteed to help you break away from the chase. Are you currently running all the nerves from the crowd vrazhin coming off the wrist smart watches and throw back shouting "Yo, this samsungi 17 pieces!". After that, you can significantly slow down the run, or simply stand and watch as the opponents mutuzyat each other for the right to possession devaysom.

You know, what else can I protect myself, not challenged by the police and others? Built their exoskeleton of crutches and office gums? Share it in the comments.

Take care, stay in touch and gadgets. And you back is white

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