Children's game

I stand, I wait for a friend. Near courtyard igralyut children. Boy with girl (5 years + -) molded together pasochki in the sandbox. Here he speaks to her and:
(M) - Let's play in the family.
(D) - And it's like?
(M) - I'll be husband and wife you.
(D) - Come on. And what shall we do?
The kid gets up, shakes the sand from his knees and said:
 - Wife, I trip, I will in a month.
Turns around and goes to the nearest entrance.
I was there for about 15 minutes more, he did not come out.

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