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What I learned from the movies
For over twenty years, we look huge number of films produced in Hollywood, and this experience has allowed to accumulate knowledge base, which no-no and can be useful. For example, all know that in order to destroy the computer's hard drive with a bunch of secret data, you need to shoot the monitor.
We summarize all these necessary knowledge, in case if you do not know what to do in a similar situation. )))
The person you trust the most likely - a spy.
No matter how badly damaged the spacecraft, its internal gravity system is never damaged.
Everyone speaks English, no matter where they come from. Even aliens from outer space, despite the fact that he had never been in the world and, accordingly, have not heard of Earth or ground.
When you turn off the lights to go to bed, everything in your room will be clearly visible, but slightly bluish tones.
The ventilation system of any building - the ultimate escape. No one thought to look for you there, and you can safely get on it to anywhere in the building.
All computer drives work on all computers, regardless of software.
Television news is usually transmitted issue that affects you personally at the precise moment when you turn on the TV.
Immediate family members do not like each other or have a passing resemblance.
No matter how fuzzy picture, it can enlarge and examine every detail.
Even among themselves, all foreigners prefer to speak English.
All writers - rich, all publishing companies - glamorous, all artists have large attractive well-lit studio on the top floor.
If an expert makes a prediction and do not believe him - all come true exactly as he predicted. If you believe - it will never happen.
Most laptops - powerful enough to take over the communication systems of any hostile alien civilizations.
In the kitchen there is no light, so if you go to the kitchen at night, then you have to open the fridge and use it for lighting.
Lipstick never be erased even if you scuba dive.
If the film has a supporting character and dark basement, which is not necessary to go in, then this character necessarily go down there to ask a stupid question there, "Who's there?" And get to the head.
If you are blonde handsome, then most likely you will become a global expert on nuclear weapons at the age of 22 years.
If you are driving a car on a perfectly straight road, you just need to turn the steering wheel sharply to the left to right every few seconds.
All bombs are embedded electronic meters time with a big red placard, so you always know exactly when they will explode.
All beds have special blankets, having an L-shape, which cover a woman up to the shoulders, and the man beside her only from the waist up.
Heroes movies extremely fast typing, and never use a "space character».
If something emits radiation, it certainly glows green.
Being in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises source, wearing his most candid underwear.
Cough is usually a symptom of a terminal illness.
When paid the taxi driver did not look in the purse - take the guesswork and give. Always will be required sum.
Any lock can be opened in seconds by credit card or a paper clip, if this is not the door to a burning building, where there is a child.
Any computer boots no more than 2 seconds.
Anyone waking up from a nightmare, abruptly sits down and begins to breathe heavily.
Villains have such evil faces, that they should be arrested only in appearance.
It makes no difference how many enemies you have to fight, if you apply the techniques of martial arts.
Your enemies will wait patiently while dancing around as you do not send them all on one knockout.
Never a problem parking in front of any institution you fit.
Newborn babies are able to babble, roll yourself and keep your head.
A single match is enough to light up a room the size of a stadium.
Before you release the bullet into a hero, villain necessarily few minutes lecture him to hero could come up with some dirty trick to avoid certain death.
Characters movies never printed with errors.
Search the web always gives you exactly what you're looking for, no matter how common keywords you specify.
After 15 years of marriage, loving spouses continue every five minutes kissing passionately.
When carrying out any police investigation is necessary at least once to visit a strip club.
All telephone numbers in the US begin with the digits 555.
Dogs always know who's bad, and bark at him.
Terrorists with bombs desoldering piously follow the color scheme of the FBI's Manuals.
In medieval peasants had excellent teeth.
The stronger man and a woman hate each other, the greater the likelihood that they will fall by the end of the film.
Six-guns shooting at 30-40 times.
The Eiffel Tower seen from any window in Paris.
We summarize all these necessary knowledge, in case if you do not know what to do in a similar situation. )))
The person you trust the most likely - a spy.
No matter how badly damaged the spacecraft, its internal gravity system is never damaged.
Everyone speaks English, no matter where they come from. Even aliens from outer space, despite the fact that he had never been in the world and, accordingly, have not heard of Earth or ground.
When you turn off the lights to go to bed, everything in your room will be clearly visible, but slightly bluish tones.
The ventilation system of any building - the ultimate escape. No one thought to look for you there, and you can safely get on it to anywhere in the building.
All computer drives work on all computers, regardless of software.
Television news is usually transmitted issue that affects you personally at the precise moment when you turn on the TV.
Immediate family members do not like each other or have a passing resemblance.
No matter how fuzzy picture, it can enlarge and examine every detail.
Even among themselves, all foreigners prefer to speak English.
All writers - rich, all publishing companies - glamorous, all artists have large attractive well-lit studio on the top floor.
If an expert makes a prediction and do not believe him - all come true exactly as he predicted. If you believe - it will never happen.
Most laptops - powerful enough to take over the communication systems of any hostile alien civilizations.
In the kitchen there is no light, so if you go to the kitchen at night, then you have to open the fridge and use it for lighting.
Lipstick never be erased even if you scuba dive.
If the film has a supporting character and dark basement, which is not necessary to go in, then this character necessarily go down there to ask a stupid question there, "Who's there?" And get to the head.
If you are blonde handsome, then most likely you will become a global expert on nuclear weapons at the age of 22 years.
If you are driving a car on a perfectly straight road, you just need to turn the steering wheel sharply to the left to right every few seconds.
All bombs are embedded electronic meters time with a big red placard, so you always know exactly when they will explode.
All beds have special blankets, having an L-shape, which cover a woman up to the shoulders, and the man beside her only from the waist up.
Heroes movies extremely fast typing, and never use a "space character».
If something emits radiation, it certainly glows green.
Being in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises source, wearing his most candid underwear.
Cough is usually a symptom of a terminal illness.
When paid the taxi driver did not look in the purse - take the guesswork and give. Always will be required sum.
Any lock can be opened in seconds by credit card or a paper clip, if this is not the door to a burning building, where there is a child.
Any computer boots no more than 2 seconds.
Anyone waking up from a nightmare, abruptly sits down and begins to breathe heavily.
Villains have such evil faces, that they should be arrested only in appearance.
It makes no difference how many enemies you have to fight, if you apply the techniques of martial arts.
Your enemies will wait patiently while dancing around as you do not send them all on one knockout.
Never a problem parking in front of any institution you fit.
Newborn babies are able to babble, roll yourself and keep your head.
A single match is enough to light up a room the size of a stadium.
Before you release the bullet into a hero, villain necessarily few minutes lecture him to hero could come up with some dirty trick to avoid certain death.
Characters movies never printed with errors.
Search the web always gives you exactly what you're looking for, no matter how common keywords you specify.
After 15 years of marriage, loving spouses continue every five minutes kissing passionately.
When carrying out any police investigation is necessary at least once to visit a strip club.
All telephone numbers in the US begin with the digits 555.
Dogs always know who's bad, and bark at him.
Terrorists with bombs desoldering piously follow the color scheme of the FBI's Manuals.
In medieval peasants had excellent teeth.
The stronger man and a woman hate each other, the greater the likelihood that they will fall by the end of the film.
Six-guns shooting at 30-40 times.
The Eiffel Tower seen from any window in Paris.
