So said Jack Sparrow

It is noteworthy that the character of "Pirates of the Caribbean" was originally conceived as a secondary creators, and eventually became the chief and most memorable character of the film.

Jack Sparrow - a brave pirate who, however, prefers to avoid overly dangerous situations and enters the fray only when necessary. From difficult situations it saves power and not weapons, and the ability to negotiate. We have prepared a post wit and eloquence of Jack Sparrow. Captain Jack Sparrow.





- You know this feeling: you stand on the edge of the cliff, jump and pull down? ... I do not have.

- Are you crazy!
- Oh, thank God, normal would not go on this.

- At least someone saved me because I missed ?!

- All do not move! I dropped brains.

- Yes, before the world was much more ...
- No, the world has remained the same. Fewer content.

- My hands are clean! Hmm. Figuratively.

- Beware need honest people: do not even notice when they do something stupid.



- They say that they rob the city and do not leave anyone alive.
- Just one? Then where rumors come from?

- Now you're the captain? Now appoint someone popadja!

- You've been there?
- Do I look like someone who visited the fountain of youth?
- Depends on the lighting.

- Okay, I take you. You will not take - you're terrible.

- We're going to steal a ship? That ship?
- Requisition. We're going to commandeer that ship. This nautical term.



- You're not going to the suit. You need to either dress or anything ... I prefer nothing.

- But he somehow came across a stumbling block of all men.
- What kind of stone?
- Sea?
- Algebra?
- The dichotomy of good and evil?
- Baba.

- You molested me! I was very innocent girl!
- You showed some skill during his molestation!

- So this is your secret? Your grand adventure? You're three days lying on the beach and slurped rum?
- Welcome to the Caribbean, my love.

- Jack ... We still would not have happened.
- Repeat afford it often, dear.



- All saw it ?! Because I refuse to repeat it!

- My ship is matchless and proud. And he almost no huge! ... And he sailed.

- Captain, let me report on the impending rebellion: I'm ready to call your fingers and poke names.

- You're either a madman or a genius.
- These are the two extremes of the same essence.

- This is madness!
- No, this is politics!

- Stop perforate my ship!

- It is better not to know when you overtake death and live vibrantly, admiring all my heart the great mystery of life.



- It is necessary to die once and priorities immediately changed.

- How do you skidded into Spanish monastery?
- I took him for a shack. Easily confused.

- Where it disappears forever rum?

- You can live with this? You doom another man to eternal bondage, and he'll have fun, go out and drink?
- Uh, yeah. This is for me.

- Okay, I'll cover your ass.
- I'm more worried about before.

- Yes I Do! I lied to you. No! I do not love you. Of course it you fat! I've never been to Brussels. The word "bloody" should be pronounced through "F". By the way, no, I do not know of Columbus, but I love the flower beds. But all this pales and pales in comparison to the fact that I have taken away my ship again! Smekaesh?



- Who are these forges swords?
- I Kuyu! And practiced fencing, three hours a day.
- It is better to find a girlfriend!

- Mr. Gibbs, throw my hat into the air.
- It is an honor for me. Hooray!
- Bring back.

- So you lied to me saying the truth?
- Yes.
- The original course. It is necessary to remember.

- You'll have to work there, Jack. Souls of the dead pass on the light. Or become like Jones.
- I will not go tentacles! But immortality, it's worth it, right?

- Smekaesh, chick?

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