How to entertain IN A SUPERMARKET! ??! : D Read More) !!!

1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and quietly put them in carts from other customers.
2. In the home goods Establishments all the alarm clocks so that they call every 5 minutes.
3. Use of tomato juice to make the floor path leading to the toilet.
4. Transfer the sign "Caution - wet floor! "In a place where the floor is covered with carpet.
5.Postav tent section goods for tourism and tell others
buyers would be happy to invite to his tent one who
bring pillows from furniture section.
6. When you fit to
Salesmen and ask if she could do something to help, start loudly
crying and asked her: "Well, you leave me alone!» ...
7. Turn to him one of the cameras remote observation and look into it as in a mirror, while picking his nose.
8. Looking at the set of kitchen knives, ask the saleswoman, "Where you can buy anti-anxiety pills?»
9. Walk to the supermarket with a suspicious look, whistling a tune from the movie "Mission Impossible»
10. Hide yourself for clothes, and when someone stops to look at her, began to whisper, "Take me! Take me! »
11. Upon hearing the supermarket ads, immediately sit down in a fetal position and shout, "Oh, damn, those voices again!»
12. Go into a fitting room and after a while shout out, "Hey, you! Toilet paper over here! "