Leonardo da Vinci - titanium Renaissance!

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Ai Da Vinci, ah yes bitch titanium Renaissance!
Painter, sculptor, architect, engineer, poet, anatomist ... easier to say what Leonardo da Vinci was not! For example, it was not an anteater. The Renaissance gave many outstanding minds, but even among them Leonardo stands a bright spot, like the outlines of the contours of Belgium. The workbooks and fragmented entries left behind by him, you can find the deepest scientific ideas, for many days ahead of his time. "I think that the cause of the strange glow on the ship masts - strange lights nature unknown to me .." "With great surprise, a person may fall off your nose ..." But most of all, of course, striking drawings of inventions that mankind has taken its weapons only recently - parachute tanks, submarines ... Let's look in the workshop of titanium Renaissance and, overcome with awe, understand that we still trail behind the genius of Leonardo! And rightly so!





Canonical PROPORTIONS PIZZA
The emergence of so-called "Vitruvian pizza" we must Tonetto Mad Duke (who got his nickname Mad for what it all around so called). Once in the heat of anger geotsog he asked the artist to calculate the proportions of the perfect pizza. Many brilliant, but the curves of drawings made by Leonardo has not yet found and gave the world the golden mean pizza - a perfect circle of dough, vpisannny in a perfect square box.



Breast implants

"Breast - the woman's face and thighs - her shoulders" - recorded (for some reason the blood) in his youthful diary Leonardo. He is the last days of his life trying to solve the mystery of the appeal of the female breast, or at least understand the meaning of his aphorism foggy. As follows from the recording accompanying drawing, the idea of ​​breast implants to give the desired shape of Leonardo came when he stuffed a pillow feathers and suddenly thought of his wife.



ADAPTER for sex once with two women

The artistic heritage of Leonardo - is enormous. And yet, at the end of life, it seemed to him that little has been done. We know him as saying: "If I had six arms and two heads and seven eyes, I would have had much more. While on the other hand I would be considered a freak and shown at fairs. " Thirst do everything and prompted the creation of this adapter.



IDEAS sweepstakes

Leonardo was not a stranger to a good joke. A man of infinite wit, Leonardo left his diaries abundant supply invented them hilarious fun. Contemporaries remembered that he liked to call at night in a church bell and run away. And once, "featuring Rome" one leper from Milan, he tore both ears ...



IDEAS sweepstakes



FIRST IMAGE OF INTERNET

Serendipity Leonard hits. Predicting the emergence of the World Wide Web at a time when there was not even calculators! This brings to mind the old maxim: the wise man, even one drop of water can guess the existence of nudist beaches on the ocean.



PROTOTYPE "PHONE SEX»

This device, created at the request of Cesare Borgia, the inventor called «La donna dentra orecchio» (which translated from Italian means conditional "a woman in the ear"). However, Borgia, testing the device was unhappy with the result, as he said, a man. And then Leonardo molekulyarnolazernoy burned in the furnace was ahead of its time the invention.



PROTOTYPE "PHONE SEX»



PROTOTYPE unopened PARACHUTE

Everyone knows the "Leonardo parachute", but painted on the next page, "unopened parachute Leonardo" somehow always left unattended. So here it is!



"Pushkinskaya" FIGURES

Profile Puschina with his nose, Kiichelbecker horseback Princess Kuznetsova, a cow eats dog - all of these light flying patterns seem out-of-playful pen Pushkin. But no! This, too, da Vinci! Just one genius foresaw the emergence of another genius, prophetically foresaw his style!



PROTOTYPE barcode

A special kind of labeling that modern man would call a bar code Da Vinci invented in 1473 by order of the Guild of Florentine merchants. Superstitious traders nicknamed marked "bloody crest" and would have to burn for her by Leonardo at the stake, but he asked not to do so, and merchants have released an artist, awarding rich gifts.



PROTOTYPE barcode



PROTOTYPE social network

Even geniuses such as Leonardo, sometimes surprising its impenetrable stupidity. Although the idea of ​​the internet (See above.) Come da Vinci long before the idea of ​​a social network, he could not reconcile the two. As a result, on the idea of ​​Da Vinci, his social network (social fence) should not have been placed in the virtual and the real world. Ha. Ha.



EXPLANATION OF THE RED-EYE

Regulars of art galleries and just people who have nothing to do, know that on the paintings of the old masters of the characters rarely come across "red eye." However, it does not mean perfection of optical technology at the time. Just at the end of the work the eyes are usually repainted by hand in the desired color. Leonardo, a tireless researcher, thought and realized how this effect appears. That is because, chertyaka what!



Prototype of modern anecdote

If we ignore the fact that the figure we see two Broken Lute, we can confidently say to us a prophetic vision of the artist joke about how "buried wife's mother, broke two Boyana".



PROTOTYPE OF THE PRINCIPLE OF LIGHTING REFRIGERATOR

The drawings were made with the current model, built by Leonardo. As contemporaries recalled, the following are not preserved, the pages were images of smoldering remnants of burnt-out cabinet.



CALCULATION OF SUICIDE WITHOUT WEAPONS

Tortured mind of a naturalist around trying to get to the very core. One can only uvidvlyatsya as not having a modern store of knowledge, Leonardo has calculated optimal speed run, and the angle of the trajectory of an application to kill yourself on the wall!



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BATTLE Taran

How ironic ... The fact that the inventor conceived as a war machine, now serves as home to the most peaceful in the kitchen. Yes, Leonardo live today, he would probably have become our contemporary!



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