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Terms driving on Dubai roads
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1. If your roadmap two weeks ago - throw it away and buy new.
2. If you are Rashid and your old card yesterday - throw it away and buy new.
3. Forget any traffic rules learned in another country. In Dubai the rules entitled "Hold on and pray!»
4. Even if your road - the main at the intersection, stop. And wait.
5. In Dubai, there is no high speed. All chase!
6. If you plan to buy a new car, ask the average acceleration time from 80 to 160 km / h. It is advisable that you fit into 3 seconds. This is useful on Emirates Road.
7. All the roads leading to Sheikh Zayed Road, which has no beginning or end.
8. The morning traffic starts at 10am and ends at 1 am, the night - from 1 am to 10 am.
9. Traffic Thursday begins with a Wednesday morning.
10. If you have to slow down at a yellow light, then you vrezhutsya behind, and Dubai police will issue a fine.
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11. If you're standing at the crossroads of the first, when the green light - stupidly ignore beeping behind the car and count to five, so as not to bump into one of the cars speeding through a red light at another crossroads.
12. All the disturbance Dubai traffic interrupted by the phrase: "Oh, all right floor, but Sharjah ...!»
13. Bibikalkami love to entertain in the evenings great uncle in white cloth.
14. Anyone in the Land Cruiser, Mercedes and Ranged Rovere is always right.
15. Anyone in the Corolla, Sunny, or another small Japanese machine, it is desirable to go to the far right. And the last.
16. Most roads mysteriously change dramatically name when crossing the intersection.
17. To find out how to get up there and then, you need to have skills in Hindi and Malayalam.
18. Passage through the center takes at least two hours, although Sheikh Zayed Road, the minimum speed was 150 km / h.
19. Lokalov taught to drive the Pakistanis. Strange, huh?
20. Beware of Pakistanis loaded on huge trucks to drive on Hatta-Oman Road at a speed of 120 km / h!
21. The minimum speed on the Emirates Road is approximately 160 km / h, everyone who goes slowly, regarded as "barely crawling worms" and hard vybibikivayutsya levoryadnymi riders.
22. Al Khail Road - Dubai-based version of the National Association of motor racing to production vehicles.
23. For the Indians there is no right-left, front-to-back; there is only purpose to be achieved AT ANY COST!
24. Locale always right.
25. If the locale is not right, see p. 24.
26. Welcome to UAE!
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2. If you are Rashid and your old card yesterday - throw it away and buy new.
3. Forget any traffic rules learned in another country. In Dubai the rules entitled "Hold on and pray!»
4. Even if your road - the main at the intersection, stop. And wait.
5. In Dubai, there is no high speed. All chase!
6. If you plan to buy a new car, ask the average acceleration time from 80 to 160 km / h. It is advisable that you fit into 3 seconds. This is useful on Emirates Road.
7. All the roads leading to Sheikh Zayed Road, which has no beginning or end.
8. The morning traffic starts at 10am and ends at 1 am, the night - from 1 am to 10 am.
9. Traffic Thursday begins with a Wednesday morning.
10. If you have to slow down at a yellow light, then you vrezhutsya behind, and Dubai police will issue a fine.
[next]
11. If you're standing at the crossroads of the first, when the green light - stupidly ignore beeping behind the car and count to five, so as not to bump into one of the cars speeding through a red light at another crossroads.
12. All the disturbance Dubai traffic interrupted by the phrase: "Oh, all right floor, but Sharjah ...!»
13. Bibikalkami love to entertain in the evenings great uncle in white cloth.
14. Anyone in the Land Cruiser, Mercedes and Ranged Rovere is always right.
15. Anyone in the Corolla, Sunny, or another small Japanese machine, it is desirable to go to the far right. And the last.
16. Most roads mysteriously change dramatically name when crossing the intersection.
17. To find out how to get up there and then, you need to have skills in Hindi and Malayalam.
18. Passage through the center takes at least two hours, although Sheikh Zayed Road, the minimum speed was 150 km / h.
19. Lokalov taught to drive the Pakistanis. Strange, huh?
20. Beware of Pakistanis loaded on huge trucks to drive on Hatta-Oman Road at a speed of 120 km / h!
21. The minimum speed on the Emirates Road is approximately 160 km / h, everyone who goes slowly, regarded as "barely crawling worms" and hard vybibikivayutsya levoryadnymi riders.
22. Al Khail Road - Dubai-based version of the National Association of motor racing to production vehicles.
23. For the Indians there is no right-left, front-to-back; there is only purpose to be achieved AT ANY COST!
24. Locale always right.
25. If the locale is not right, see p. 24.
26. Welcome to UAE!
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