The author tells about his friend who has very specific taste.
For example: he likes fried mayonnaise. What's that, now you know about the real culinary delights, which is called "Homemade ice cream with bacon and bourbon».
Cooked very simply, bacon filled with melted brown sugar ...
Melt the ice and add the bourbon.
Bacon cut into small pieces.
All mix and throw into the mixer.
Let cool in the freezer. Voila.
Who will do, accomplish your goal, whether tasty?