Swedish cranberries

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Frankly, I do not know whether the increase in Sweden cranberries. But movies are produced in Sweden. Including about Russia. One of them - Action «Commander Hamilton» 1998 plot nezateyliv the Swedish sex - this is the Commander Hamilton (our money kavtorang or hydro-Colonel) Tipo Swedish dzheysmbond, neutralizes two Russian nuclear warhead missiles, stolen by smugglers - one in Russia, the other already in Libya (!)

Scenes were filmed about a Russian in Russia, so it is authentic - except maybe themselves missiles with nuclear warheads, bearing the inscription "inert»:





While this is understandable from the point of view of the Swedish common sense - obviously just to misinform the enemy. For the adversary, seeing flying on Russian rockets to it a large inscription "inert", and will contemptuously spit in your drink your breakfast bar buffet "Absolute».

The rest of the Russian atmosphere observed in full - not surprising, because in the film starring such actors as Valery Priemykhov, Evgeny Lazarev Victor Sergach Andrew Smolyakov ... And they speak in pure Russian (in Scandinavia, as we know, do not use the audio dubbing, only subtitles).



Ho. And about the old lady is a Swedish porn. Whether Russian consultants nedokladyvali meat, whether in the wild with Russia is not very computer literate - a scene in which a Swedish hacker dzheymsbond shows, delivers his original cranberry.

So. Commander enters to "flat Major KGB secret" (which is what is pictured in the middle), and open a window with a credit card the Norwegian state concern Statoil:



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and attempts to hack the computer "bloody gebni" to get information about where the missile was taken.

But ... stumbles upon a hardware password:



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It is interesting that the first word - "access" - the consultants had enough skill, but went further solid urdavyuch. And so, login to the Swedish Russian - is "huetid." What, in general, is not surprising for the people, which the word "dick" means the male gender. But how will they in Russian password, I do not presume to say.

The same close-up. Swedish filmmakers kakbe hinted to us that it is never an optical illusion:



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However, our spetsnazera - and part kulhatskera - all sorts huetiydami not so easy to take! He inserts a floppy disk - and yeah, a program of professional Hakan passwords (and you want the same? Huetidushki but she only Swedish commanders!) Seven seconds it finds the title:



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Here you would have guessed that at the login can be KGB Major "Yeltsin"? Yes in zhist! It seems that the major hugged Manka-Wieliczka, burdened transliterated dyslexia.

Commander such a diagnosis is clearly did not like it and, instead of stupidly enter your login password, they begin to govern. Machine codes. Right file in the root password. Parting the other line, so as not to interfere:



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Well, not a hacker, huh?
It seems not much:



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But, apparently, kommmander bad reads in Russian - so, oddly enough, it worked, and it has access to top-secret files about nuclear weapons:



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Yes Yes Yes. It's them! Commander courageously frowns and flips through a terrible information that very soon (he will fight to leave the secret apartments) will cost the lives of a dozen Russian:



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Commander thoughtfully moves his eyebrows - the picture is incomplete, it is necessary to find more evidence. And they were not slow to appear:



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While the data is copied, Commander can wander around the apartment with a gun in his hand and admire the Russian nesting dolls, which are certainly the most conspicuous place at every self-respecting major of the KGB:



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