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In the 80s of the last century, at the customs inspection at the exit in flight, I was escorted from tamozhnikom.Zashli in afterpeak, there was an almost complete drum with grease, the customs officer decided to check the probe if there was anything inside the drum and, indeed, to probe nanatknulsya kako -That predmet.On: - "to get!" - "You have to, and you took out." He is smiling mischievously, removing his jacket and rolling up his shirt - "I'll get right now ..." (the type you Kick), climbing hand barrel and pulls out ... the old working rukavitsu.Tut since I neighing over it !!! Only rags messed much with Mr. Son.

Speaking of vetoshi.Ne remember exactly, not in Odessa, not in Nikolayev in obtaining supplies, brought a few bales of rags-defective socks with some factories producing sewing onyh.Noski completely new, different colors, HB.V by several team months forgot about washing socks ...

I accompany border guard conducting the passport control. It is noticeable that many have for the success of the flight has not raised a toast, but a person with a photo in the passport is the same. We go into the women's quarters, sitting on a couch woman lying on a table 2 of the passport. Pogranets Both looked and asked: - "Where is the other?" Woman showing on the top curtained bed. Pogranets dramatically opens the shutter, and Oh, God! Right in front of his face shows a pretty ass, of course naked and seemingly well, very cute. Pogranets blush pops up with the cabin and began to shout and be indignant. Rose hi and refuses to issue a departure crew who does not respect authority. Like his pompolit not persuaded that in any. The captain had to intervene. He was a former officer of the Navy, the elderly, (solid constitution and ambitions). If you count that someone did not show respect for him, the seas can be fastened.

Go back to the cabin, the skipper looked passport opened a little blind, could see only the ass, spat on his hand and all the fluff rolled a good slap in the face for that ass. No reaction. He gave pograntsy passport and said: "Do not worry it's our people. The girl is young, you see, surpluses drunk, sleep it off. »

Pogranets looked at the ass and then in the passport and gave a brilliant phrase: - "Many captains have seen, but you are the most experienced. His crew know not only in the face »!!!

Kep already choked, he became even redder cancer chin twitched. But waste issued. But what of the fleet without humor and jokes. When the ship came to a new person, and certainly tried very hard to please kepu, so he was advised to say that he is the most experienced captain. The captain began to shake his chin and began bullfights.





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