The story of one self-propelled guns

In a certain kingdom, in a state,
or rather in the Soviet Union, during the time of Stalin's grandfather,
zhzhog that is not childish and gnoil enemies of the people in the camps
(if you believe the media and modern historians - as they say,
according to intelligence and rumors that the same ),
our country was at war with the German cursed foe.
We retell the history of the war will not, but the master did Siberian
self-propelled cannon ISU-152, when it shoby a shit bricks damned Germans, thus helping to restore the native land of their dirty tricks
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regularly fought our saushka sending death enemies. I went through the war, and sent her to retire. put it as a monument in a military town where there was a high-powered artillery brigade, which was a lot of a lot of big guns for anal punishment for future villains

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Years passed, changing the Secretaries-General, the USSR collapsed, chaos, disorder, and there was the happy times come uncle Pu
and he appointed Minister of Defense Serdyukov uncle
Uncle Serdyukov was very smart, and he said:
-And Why do we need such a large army, if no one is attacking ???

And Uncle Serdyukov decided to reduce unnecessary waste of the ineffective

Of the 100 big guns left only 16 of the brigade left only two divisions.

And about samohodochku forgotten, and she was left to rust in the open to anyone no longer needed



Several years have passed
reformed and reformed the army, and reduced again we recruited officers, warrant officers refused

And I came to the garrison, where there was isushka, one uncle and a great big stars on their epaulettes. He walked around the side and check whether the soldiers are ready to fight with the foe:
 - Whether the grass is painted in the garrison
 - Properly filed podvorotnichki
 - Whether the ground swept
 - Exactly whether the tables are in the barracks
and other important issues of preparation for war.
And then he saw our beautiful without makeup, in an old dress.

Indignant uncle - General Shaw tries ** shit for you going.
He gave lyuley loudly ordered another uncles correct glaring outrage.

Self-propelled washed, cleaned, re-painted, and put it on a pedestal in front of the checkpoint.

Then came television, and put the plate in front of her "460 years of Russian artillery" and put the soldier next to ensure that the floor of the 3 letters on beauty no one wrote.

Here and fairy tales end, who we heard done.
A fair call from work and mothers do not have time



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