As we troll the Prosecutor General Part 2

in the continuation of this theme

Oh, this is a terrible story. I have long been in a thrash was not involved. Perhaps even since the time of the occupation of the Kremlin-Orda.
Summary of the first series. As you remember, last week Russian Federation of car owners in general, and Vadim Korovin in particular, put your PAR-Post about the General Prosecutor's Office, which is completely illegal grab yourself one lane on the Big Dmitrovka, backyard of her columns, and rides on it in an opposite your garage.
Caught in the offense representatives of the Prosecutor General began to argue that it is not their columns. Then Vadim Korovin put orphaned columns currently in the trunk, drove to the police station and surrendered there as ownerless find. Write a statement that in the case of the rightful owner is willing to return them to him.
The owner showed up. Prosecutor General's Office acknowledged that it is their columns. Took them with him and in response to the discovery of Korovin offered to write him a statement about the theft. With the words, "You have gone too far, we'll put you».
Then, this time we decided to go even further.
Since Dmitrovka was free only two days, and then the Prosecutor General reoccupied it, we decided to return and restore justice.
Trash and removal of the brain, the reader, you are guaranteed.





In sootvetvsii with guests, road signs should be installed: a - right, and b - not less than five centimeters from each other. The sign "No Stopping" Prosecutor General's Office on the fence has been installed: a - in the sky, and b - overlap. Ie guest did not match in any way. And is a spectacle here is here:



Not immediately noticed, huh? Zoom:



Remember - if the sign looks like this, it means that there is no sign. Therefore, stopping and parking on the Big Ditrovke 15 - allowed.
What we immediately took advantage. Korovin drove the car and parked right outside the Prosecutor General's Office. A fenced illegal self-captured columns attorneys general band.



I decided to make a couple of shots. After removing me entrance to the building, attorneys general still came to, and sent me a man in civilian clothes



A man in civilian clothes for a long time told me why I can not remove the building of the Prosecutor General.



Said politely, before it was presented, showed identity - so there are no questions. But no rule of law, except for departmental instructions, for some reason, did not name. To which I replied that his departmental instructions I completely purple, I live by the law and the Constitution, and in the streets of Moscow will shoot what I want, where I want and when I want. Whereupon our conversation was over. Man, however, in the future all the time with us, but behaved quite correctly.
Then came this one citizen, known Far post more about past actions. It is not, does not say who he says only that his name is Sergey.



Sergei my camera still resist, but then the enemy "Cannon", who visited me in two wars and not broken or tanks Georgia or ethnic massacres Kyrgyzstan, Russian Prosecutor General's spring and finished off yet. And he refused to work. So further illustrations are screenshots from the video taken aktivistoam FAR Andrew Eagle
Sergei long rubbed us that this is not the parking. The question - how is it out sign hanging at which black and white "Stopping and parking is prohibited," and the bottom plate, "except a / m of the General Prosecutor's Office," said that the Prosecutor General's Office no parking. Then we showed him another sign that white on blue painted shaped as letters "P" and under it the same label - '/ for the General Prosecutor's Office. "



At that Sergey said that it is not the Prosecutor General and the car park of the Prosecutor General was not worth it. And if they are, it's squatting on the ground, and it was some alien machine.
Then we showed Sergey Chernov boomer numbers USAID and flashing light on the roof.



It Sergei answered us that no machine he does not see anything there. Skateboard, probably.
This "I am not I and the horse is not mine" would continue even longer, but then he appeared.
Mr. Furst.
First.
USAID.
Or rather - A 138 MP 97



Mr. Furst - without beacons and sound - with Glinischevskogo left lane, turned right under the sign "turn left only" went on selftrapped oncoming traffic, saw us and thought for a moment. Then he turned on the flashing lights and siren and moved on.
But it was not there. With us, such numbers are not rolled. Uperevshis in the car, he still poorat-poorat a while, and then began to take ... backwards!
Again. Feel it. Vehicles General Prosecutor's Office. With flashing lights and siren. With kryakalkami. Passes back to the oncoming lane. Across a pedestrian crossing.
Just because four men stood in his way.
Four people!
And he was with all its USAID-s, sirens, kryakalkami, toning and the prosecutor on the seat - backs away from us backwards.
How did they fear still.
How do they, bitches, its people are afraid ...



It was the best show of my life.
But proved savvy friend. Do you know what he did? Uh-huh. Just picked up and left entirely in the oncoming lane.



"Once again," take two. Belonging to the General Prosecutor car AMP 138 97 Russian left on a single lane of traffic, blocking all traffic on the Big Dmitrovka completely. Left lane othapala currently Prosecutor General's Office, to the right - othapal Federation Council.



She went to meet him on the green "Mathis". Dude almost ran into her bumper, and all its kryakalkami began to push it back. We did not have time for the girl, although her window was open and we were shouting to her that she did not budge, but the girl was in complete shock and still missed it.



Ran some manor driver from the garage:
 - What did you override a something? This land is your land or something?
Eeeee ... You're not lost in time there, Uncle?
Yes, this is our land!
YES - this is our land !!!
And we drive you out of our land will, nasty invaders, pissing rags.



Well, because, Sergey, you said that this machine is not the Prosecutor General?
 - I will not comment on this issue. There are things that do not make comments.
No, Sergei. You will comment. Over time, you'll be all we comment. Required.



However, discuss and this time did not happen. Because there was Mr. Second. Second. In 204 MP 77



Mr. Second was not so versed in dealing with the rebels peyzane, and what to do in an emergency - did not know. So he stupidly ran into our car, pokryakal couple of times and stopped at the emergency gang.
Thinking he still tried to pass back too, but Andrew Eagle has blocked the reverse leaving their own posts. Eagle!



...



As a result, Mr. Second heed the admonitions Vadim Korovin: & quot; you can not continue on the motion, you are on the wrong side & quot; and went on the defensive.



Unknown Father in carefully covered his face as much as two folders at once. Face Paper. Face paper.



At this point, the Attorney General, at last, begun to protection of law and order. Well, as they understand it, of course. Slightly open window and there was a phrase: "Che, in a cast for a long time no one was?»
"Once again," take three.
This, remember, no gangster shodnyak. Gopnik not on the courts. No kids in the alley.
This is a moment so - Prosecutor General of the Russian Federation. Highest supervisory authority for the implementation of the legislation. Including SDA, equate to the law.
"Well, Che, in a cast for a long time no one was?»
No comments.
Then "and from our window see the Red Square" hand appeared and began to take off our iPhone. Fifth, I hope. Gyulchataj face never showed.



Mr. Second stayed long. Half an hour. Not less. And as his hand was tired all the time to do the "face-paper"? A trained guy, apparently. Yet he could not resist. Opened the door and very quickly gave Strekachev step towards the second building of the Prosecutor General - Dmitrovka, 17. Where and disappeared into the bowels of the protected door.



Think - here and end of the story? Like hell!
From the depths of the Prosecutor General, Mr. Second vyzvonil car with a red sign on the side, "Investigative Committee", talked to a carrier, and then they stopped, ran into the driveway GP and there disappeared. Apparently, his comrades rescued from captivity and taken away the secret passages, because the more we did not see him.
Well, people are working. Banditry struggling. And corruption. We will not disturb them.



In the meantime, Vadim Korovin outfit called the traffic police for registration protocol. But the carrier also give up just not going to. After sitting in the car for about an hour, he finally got out of the machine lying on the ground and floated to the surface.



We asked him not to leave the place of the offense, but the fellow with the words "I will not run away" - ran into the same cherished door of the Prosecutor General of the Grand Dmitrovka, 17. Strange building. Like and prosecutors, but all offenders run there, somehow.



In the meantime, we wanted to help a passing traffic police captain. Korovin explained the situation to him and he went to take the explanations of the offender in a strange building.



But. Once.
No, dial a deep breath and sit down.
"Once again" double four.
Once Vadim Korovin and DPS captain opened the door to a strange building, sitting there at the entrance of the offender, when he saw them - jumped up and ran up the stairs! In the truest sense of the word - galloped up the stairs like a rabbit!



Meanwhile, in an alley Glinischevskom another friend for some reason threw their own numbers snow. Nearby were two policemen and watched this action.



I was wondering - friend, why are you about the Prosecutor General to shower room with snow? Why are you trying to hide from the eye of Big Brother? Why do not you want to know you in person and number? Maybe some ghastly terrorist attack cook? Around the bulwark of our laws? Or maybe you our law does not like?
Shocked by this terrible guess, I went to someone, ask - and not whether he is ready terrible attack and whether he likes our law.
Oddly enough, but his companion turned on the windshield decal Prosecutor General's Office.



I was wondering - friend, why are you about the Prosecutor General to shower room with snow? Why are you trying to hide from the eye of Big Brother? Why do not you want to know you in person and number? Maybe some ghastly terrorist attack cook? Around the bulwark of our laws? Or maybe you our law does not like?
Shocked by this terrible guess, I went to someone, ask - and not whether he is ready terrible attack and whether he likes our law.
Oddly enough, but his companion turned on the windshield decal Prosecutor General's Office.



Comrade was friendly.
 - No, - he said, smiling. - This is not my pass. It gave me.
On February twenty-third, apparently. Wife.
Then I shaded the other terrible guess, comrade asked:
 - What's that, it turns out, in which case you park the galleries here illegally?
 - No, - replied smiling friend.
 - Why do you then snow plastered rooms?
 - So. Just like that. Just like that - he said with the same smile.
Good man.

Meanwhile, the captain Korovin returned from the chase of the strange building. Comrade Captain was a good man, but could not do anything. The car was - maybe she slipped here so here is a strange way. No driver. Reason to call a tow truck is not available.



While Comrade Captain explained to us the intricacies of the law, a good man, casting numbers snow removed from the windshield decal Prosecutor General's Office and for some reason, too, was gone. Still pelted with snow rooms.
Why did they all leave something? You do not know?



Immediately after it passed another black tinted "Gelentvagen." When he saw us, "Gelentvagen" joyfully welcoming zabibikal, down sun visor on the face and under its cover showed us enthusiastic factor.
Someone from the old customers. Find out. Remember. Nice.
Hence, the conditioned reflex in the gentlemen already developed. It remains only to fix it.
Meanwhile arrived caused Korovin gentlemen police. Already two whole crew (and before them from ATS "Tver" out already a major find out what was going on). These two crew as long explained to us the intricacies of legislation. As a result, the direct question - what's next then? - Gentlemen, the police said that they will arrange an ambush here and wait for the return of the offender.



Well, ambush, ambush so. Vadim Korovin and Andrew Eagle written explanation, left the position and ready to attach to the protocol data video and photos.

We are waiting for the call on the results of an ambush. The greater the surrender, the better.
So far, however, no one called.
In an ambush so far, probably.

PS: And the bars we still remove. Dmitrovka is free!
Expect to continue in the next series.
Repost is welcomed.

ZYY: Well, quite magical videos of all this ugliness from the headlights.
By viewing mandatory. You will not regret.



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