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The military is not accepted laugh (over them and made mock skabreznichat). But we will try to break this tradition and give you a reason to laugh at these amazing creatures.

Going to any army of the world, people agree in advance to submit to the will of another. And at the same time and the will of designers who come up with for this army such a strange shape.

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GREECE
It's strange, but often in the most ridiculous form of decorating soldiers of honor, who guard quite serious and even the holy places. Here is the Greek evzones marching at the tomb of the Unknown Soldier in Athens. Laughing at the memory of the fallen are only a very cynical idiots. But not all tourists manages not to laugh at the sight of these guys in a very clownish attire. Their movements are also very help.



LEBANON
And look valiant soldiers of the division K7 dog handlers with their four-legged subordinates. Trained dogs tear Lebanese anyone who gets in their way. And if no one will fall, they lack of demand from the sadness and tear of its own hosts. Therefore, even at a military parade in Beirut, all the instructors are dressed in special costumes protivosobachi. It's funny, but it is safe.



INDIA
This Indian border guards prancing on their smart camels in the heart of Delhi on the occasion of the Republic Day. Of course, nobody will ever know in their border guards, including the perpetrators of the Indian border. They decide that the circus came, and boldly go trespass. Here is what they caught. Hooray!



FRANCE
Dress uniform of the French Army is not very funny parts, so designers had to quickly complete it's such berets. Now you can not tell who is - Marine or cook. Especially if the cook wears military awards and pick up his chef's gun and go to the parade in honor of Bastille Day.



FIJI
You will not believe, but the barefoot poluvoiny-poluzhenschina in tattered skirts, too, of an honorary guard. Moreover, they have a vigil at the tomb of former President of Fiji, Ratu Sir Kamisese Kapaivai Tuimakilai Mara. But even such a sad excuse for not forced them to change anything in your wardrobe. Well, at least wear mourning black skirt and not less than mourning black slippers.



HAITI
It is unlikely that someone will turn the language to call Haiti a peaceful country. Haitians will always find a pretext for conflict, so they are usually dirty uniforms, camouflage, and in the blood. But if it comes to the parade, Haitians do not indulge in jewelry. Not surprisingly, the officer looks like a Christmas tree.



THAILAND
Each day of the week in Thailand has its own planet, their deity, animal deities and, most importantly, color. And of course, every citizen of Thailand knows the color corresponding to your birthday. And of course, he knows that in the week of seven days. You also probably know. So do not be surprised that in a photo nine colorful military. Two extra.



SOUTH KOREA
Wardrobe Royal Guard of South Korea as similar to the uniforms as a suit squirrels in the habit of Metropolitan. Nevertheless, these courageous and tough soldiers belong to the elite units and are capable of solving the most complex combat missions. They just do not want to put it on display, so traditionally dress up in funny yellow robes, white pants and high hats.



FRANCE (2)
Berets you have already praised, and now look at the sappers aprons French Foreign Legion. At the parade, they do not bear any load, but in the field they can be placed ammunition and tools. There are other options martial aprons, which are competing with the quality potpebitelskim pazgpuzochnymi jackets. In addition to the French, they used British paratroopers Kopolevskaya marines, the army of South Africa, as well as a number of countries of the mountain rifle.



Cote d'Ivoire
The name of the capital of Côte d'Ivoire - Abidzhan- ebrie language means "cut the leaves." And they, in turn, symbolizes the end of strife. Nevertheless, the army, the country still has, and it is marching in the parade in front of the presidential palace. The original colors allows soldiers to blend seamlessly with a herd of zebras denim (if scientists ever withdraw this breed).



IRAN
Even the photographer who shot the Iranian army parade in Tehran before the end was not sure whether the Iranian army in front of him. Admit it, by Chinese Kalashnikov and green waste garment production is very difficult to determine not only the title but also arm. But camouflage a great stormy vegetation helps to detect Iranian soldiers in the desert.



VATICAN
At the Vatican does not have its army. Therefore, even a shrine, as pope, guards hired Swiss Guard Corps, founded already in the XVI century. Since guards Catholics once read fashion magazines army, their shape, designed by Michelangelo, it has not changed for 400 years.



India and Pakistan
"Sunset ceremony" - a complicated highly artistic ritual, to the delight of tourists executable Pakistani and Indian border guards at a checkpoint in the city of Amritsar. It is taking place every day before sunset. Something like our changing of the guard at the mausoleum, but even funnier.



So you did not believe that its army - it's sad men in yellow robes, we decided to show you the frogmen. In honor of the parade they did not hide their faces behind masks and even took out his pipe. The most difficult thing not to step on each other's fins.



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