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Lenin
Lenin was always the best: When Lenin was born - he bit the cord itself.
In his youth, Lenin wrote poems about the sad plight of the Russian people. The poems were so good that reading them, the king wept bitterly.
In high school, he studied so well that three students were hung up with envy.
Lenin could satisfy six women at the same time. How he managed it - nobody knows. Lenin aptly shoot: able to kill five enemies with a single bullet.
Lenin was a member of 94 cm. But, not wanting to embarrass the comrades in the Party, he concealed it, and said that the length of his penis - no more than seventy see. Lenin - modest.
Lenin could not have 150 days.
With infants Lenin slept only two hours a day. Therefore, it is believed that he lived three lives instead of one.
Lenin could see in the dark. For this he was nicknamed by Lenin.
Lenin was very handsome. On the roof of the mausoleum, he was always naked.
Lenin was a very large beautiful high breasts. He envied Krupskaya and Kollontai.
Lenin once filled his mug Trotsky because he - nit.
Lenin was able to dispense with the air 26 minutes. When the party suddenly ran out of money - he dived into the sea and has caught so many pearls that the Bolsheviks that same evening bought "Aurora».
Five times Lenin flew into space (for the money for the party). But he did not like to talk about it.
Lenin knew so many languages. In particular, the "Decree on Land", written in Swahili. A "Socialist Fatherland is in danger!" - In Sanskrit.
Lenin - 500 children, and all of them - alive.
When Lenin died - the universe stopped expanding, and in Earth's atmosphere, the ozone hole formed. This is us - for sins.
In his youth, Lenin wrote poems about the sad plight of the Russian people. The poems were so good that reading them, the king wept bitterly.
In high school, he studied so well that three students were hung up with envy.
Lenin could satisfy six women at the same time. How he managed it - nobody knows. Lenin aptly shoot: able to kill five enemies with a single bullet.
Lenin was a member of 94 cm. But, not wanting to embarrass the comrades in the Party, he concealed it, and said that the length of his penis - no more than seventy see. Lenin - modest.
Lenin could not have 150 days.
With infants Lenin slept only two hours a day. Therefore, it is believed that he lived three lives instead of one.
Lenin could see in the dark. For this he was nicknamed by Lenin.
Lenin was very handsome. On the roof of the mausoleum, he was always naked.
Lenin was a very large beautiful high breasts. He envied Krupskaya and Kollontai.
Lenin once filled his mug Trotsky because he - nit.
Lenin was able to dispense with the air 26 minutes. When the party suddenly ran out of money - he dived into the sea and has caught so many pearls that the Bolsheviks that same evening bought "Aurora».
Five times Lenin flew into space (for the money for the party). But he did not like to talk about it.
Lenin knew so many languages. In particular, the "Decree on Land", written in Swahili. A "Socialist Fatherland is in danger!" - In Sanskrit.
Lenin - 500 children, and all of them - alive.
When Lenin died - the universe stopped expanding, and in Earth's atmosphere, the ozone hole formed. This is us - for sins.
