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Football in the future
2066. People go into space with the same frequency as that shit, and even more often. Contacts have been established with a number of alien civilizations. It turned out that there is life on Mars. Cooperation with more advanced civilizations has allowed humanity to achieve unprecedented progress. Football has become the number one sport not only on Earth, but in the entire galaxy - humanoid race took the game to "hurray» ...
2015. Giner from the desktop someone removed the label web-mani. 2016. GVK CSKA flies in the second league championship.
In 2029, it became known that the Berezutski brothers - a Terminator sent back in time to kill the Russian football. Skynet turned SH (UB).
... 2036 (?) Year. Famous Russian trainer of Afro-Dutch origin Ivan Gusevich Hiddink completes the work of his father, who lost reason in 2007 - the Russian team finally reaching the final of the European Championship.
In 2045 sports community knows that Alexander Shirko working coach in Youth "Diagnosis" beating children in training for what they are scoring goals and beat shirk and his comrades in the pre-match warm-up. In the same year Dmitry Bulykin said that he was tired of waiting for the call to the national team ... ... In 2061 was the first draw of the Champions League Galactic among clubs. The same year saw the first mass slaughter between football fans from different planets.
... In 2062 the Sirius team was disqualified for three seasons, because the gate they have played by the rules prohibited android.
Room №800 team planet forbidden to play football. Since by the nature of the inhabitants of this planet on 90% consist of bromantan.
...... 2063 (?) Year. The team "Dynamo" Moscow is completed entirely of the best foreign players from all corners of the cosmos, but the long-awaited success does not come. Players literally eat each other. Transfer agents again miscalculated. Not taken into account the food chain and interspecific compatibility of different beings in the universe.
... Fans ceased to run out on the field during matches. For them it is now making its hologram.
... 2066. Viktor Onopko turns 97 years old, he signed a three-year contract with FC "Moscow-on-the Moon."
... So it is not allowed football mystery century. It remains unclear who was addressed banner "I fucked a woman of Adam", posted in 2007 on the mast of "Wings of the Soviets" - "Moscow". Adam, his Baba or Baba Adam? By the way, on the same match he took Mahach Hajiyev. Hajiyev coach beaten for failing to install the game, the player Hajiyev.
... The leaders of the football club "Luch" from Vladivostok to understand that this state of affairs they have no chance even in the Russian league, so they settled in the Andromeda Galaxy. There is far to fly, even on the newest spaceships. Since then FC "Ray" (Andromeda) regularly takes the points in home games.
... Spartak Nalchik are also changes the place of residence. Now this planet Chewbacca. So the support of 20 000 more hairy cynomolgus people are guaranteed.
... Champion colonial settlements planet Saturn was the football club "Ramenskoye", so called from harm.
... Open the first wax museum "soccer freaks past." While there are only three exhibits - museum headliner Dmitry Bulykin, Denis Popov and Dmitry Loskov. Each of 75 poses. Type "Bulykin corrects hairstyle", "Popov failed to handle the ball," "Loskov gives a sharp pass back Ovchinnikov (EC-04)", "Bulykin wear gloves", "Popov unsuccessfully handles the ball 2" (total - 75), "Loskov arguing with the referee, anger flashing gold teeth. "
... Locomotive could not declared at interplanetary championship. The energies of all burnt in the furnace posters Sychev and Bilyaletdinov was enough only for the club locomotive exit into Earth arbitrator. Club locomotive left the orbit, was released into the atmosphere and fell to the Belgian metropolis Waregem. 99% of the inhabitants of this town by the disaster have received various physical injuries and trauma. Plus, the local football team played in the day on the road. But under the laws of the Belgian hospitality, the locals still collected football team of children and the elderly, and played with the guests, beating them with a score of 6: 3
... 2062. FIFA specifically for the Russian players have developed a new ball from the function korretirovki flight and homing. At the presentation were invited to a veteran - Alexander Shirko and Andrei Movsesyan. Now scientists are working on how to come up with the Russians legs that this ball would fall. Therefore, all three goals in the last four qualifying round were scored in the gates of the Faroe Islands head. And one of them - an own goal.
2066 management of the football club Zenit refused to sell even mertovoe body A. Kerzhakov, even relatives. So take out the mummy dressed in siniyu cap on the bench every game
... 2067. The Company now produces cash registers, "Yevgeny Giner»
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2015. Giner from the desktop someone removed the label web-mani. 2016. GVK CSKA flies in the second league championship.
In 2029, it became known that the Berezutski brothers - a Terminator sent back in time to kill the Russian football. Skynet turned SH (UB).
... 2036 (?) Year. Famous Russian trainer of Afro-Dutch origin Ivan Gusevich Hiddink completes the work of his father, who lost reason in 2007 - the Russian team finally reaching the final of the European Championship.
In 2045 sports community knows that Alexander Shirko working coach in Youth "Diagnosis" beating children in training for what they are scoring goals and beat shirk and his comrades in the pre-match warm-up. In the same year Dmitry Bulykin said that he was tired of waiting for the call to the national team ... ... In 2061 was the first draw of the Champions League Galactic among clubs. The same year saw the first mass slaughter between football fans from different planets.
... In 2062 the Sirius team was disqualified for three seasons, because the gate they have played by the rules prohibited android.
Room №800 team planet forbidden to play football. Since by the nature of the inhabitants of this planet on 90% consist of bromantan.
...... 2063 (?) Year. The team "Dynamo" Moscow is completed entirely of the best foreign players from all corners of the cosmos, but the long-awaited success does not come. Players literally eat each other. Transfer agents again miscalculated. Not taken into account the food chain and interspecific compatibility of different beings in the universe.
... Fans ceased to run out on the field during matches. For them it is now making its hologram.
... 2066. Viktor Onopko turns 97 years old, he signed a three-year contract with FC "Moscow-on-the Moon."
... So it is not allowed football mystery century. It remains unclear who was addressed banner "I fucked a woman of Adam", posted in 2007 on the mast of "Wings of the Soviets" - "Moscow". Adam, his Baba or Baba Adam? By the way, on the same match he took Mahach Hajiyev. Hajiyev coach beaten for failing to install the game, the player Hajiyev.
... The leaders of the football club "Luch" from Vladivostok to understand that this state of affairs they have no chance even in the Russian league, so they settled in the Andromeda Galaxy. There is far to fly, even on the newest spaceships. Since then FC "Ray" (Andromeda) regularly takes the points in home games.
... Spartak Nalchik are also changes the place of residence. Now this planet Chewbacca. So the support of 20 000 more hairy cynomolgus people are guaranteed.
... Champion colonial settlements planet Saturn was the football club "Ramenskoye", so called from harm.
... Open the first wax museum "soccer freaks past." While there are only three exhibits - museum headliner Dmitry Bulykin, Denis Popov and Dmitry Loskov. Each of 75 poses. Type "Bulykin corrects hairstyle", "Popov failed to handle the ball," "Loskov gives a sharp pass back Ovchinnikov (EC-04)", "Bulykin wear gloves", "Popov unsuccessfully handles the ball 2" (total - 75), "Loskov arguing with the referee, anger flashing gold teeth. "
... Locomotive could not declared at interplanetary championship. The energies of all burnt in the furnace posters Sychev and Bilyaletdinov was enough only for the club locomotive exit into Earth arbitrator. Club locomotive left the orbit, was released into the atmosphere and fell to the Belgian metropolis Waregem. 99% of the inhabitants of this town by the disaster have received various physical injuries and trauma. Plus, the local football team played in the day on the road. But under the laws of the Belgian hospitality, the locals still collected football team of children and the elderly, and played with the guests, beating them with a score of 6: 3
... 2062. FIFA specifically for the Russian players have developed a new ball from the function korretirovki flight and homing. At the presentation were invited to a veteran - Alexander Shirko and Andrei Movsesyan. Now scientists are working on how to come up with the Russians legs that this ball would fall. Therefore, all three goals in the last four qualifying round were scored in the gates of the Faroe Islands head. And one of them - an own goal.
2066 management of the football club Zenit refused to sell even mertovoe body A. Kerzhakov, even relatives. So take out the mummy dressed in siniyu cap on the bench every game
... 2067. The Company now produces cash registers, "Yevgeny Giner»
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