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Therefore, I decided today once again to please. At this time, in honor of this Friday's cool horoscope!



Aries. He starts to pick your nose suddenly and furiously. He does not tolerate criticism of tips from others about their actions. Normally, picking his nose Aries accompanied by mass arrests, executions, riots, revolution. In some cases - World War.

Taurus. Approach to the matter thoroughly. A week before the designated picking makes a remark in the diary "Saturday, 19:04 - picking your nose." He puts the phone answering machine disinfects finger. Spektromentalnogo testing method selects the nostril. Never misses.



Twins. Rushing from one nostril to the other, because they can not decide what to scratch with. As a result, not to scratch none, but remain extremely pleased with his person and write a poem, a painting, a concerto for piano and orchestra of five



Cancer. Extremely shy, so picking nose only in a dark room, preferably alone or in groups of 2, 3, 4 persons. At this time we reflect on the impermanence of all things. Often done in personal diary notes about their experiences and feelings.



Lev. Picking his nose mostly surrounded by applauding his audience. Studies have shown that the standing ovation and shouts of "Bravo! Encore! "At 40-47% increased productivity picking his nose Lev.



Virgo. As a true esthete, not picking his nose - it below its dignity and does not meet the moral and ethical principles. But actively involved in the discussion of the treatise by Gerhard Von Kraynershtaysburga "picking your nose. Cause and effect, "and then wrote a detailed review, and which acts on the channel Culture.



Scales. Before to scratch his nose, thoroughly consider all the "pros" and "cons" of this case. Talk to friends and relatives. With psychologist. With children (if not his, then with the neighborhood). Read treatise by Gerhard Von Kraynershtaysburga "picking your nose. Cause and effect. " Look at the channel Culture a review of the Virgin on this occasion. Again, check with friends and relatives. Finally, take the right decision.



Scorpio. Picking his nose, he squinted slyly, as if picking up a new victim. During this process, it is better not to touch it and do not approach him closer than 2 meters. Some scientists suggest that at this time Scorpio even more insidious and dangerous than in the mating season.



Sagittarius. He is picking his nose vigorously, with jokes and rhymes to entertain everyone around as long as he does not zadolbali and unscrew the finger. But Archer is not discouraged! It has 9 more fingers and as much as 10 feet on! With his boundless wit Archer - I love traveling around the world will leave, taking all in its path. In short, at the end of Sagittarius remains a maximum of 6 working fingers.



Capricorn. Pick your nose only at need. This calls for an ambulance, police, firefighters, neighbors, Sergei Zverev and FEMA ... So, just in case ... Capricorn is now easier to insure than to frantically recruit a broken finger some rooms. I respect him for that.



Aquarius. Among Aquarius highest number of geniuses of all the zodiac. So instead of just practicing - picking your nose, Aquarius will bring the perfect formula for picking, and picking the absolute polukovyryaniya then will extract the roots of 3, 5 and 8 degrees of absolute picking his nose, divided by 2. But this does not stop play, and will call his closest friend zodiac - Gemini, and together they write more and opera to most concerts for piano and orchestra of five.



Fish. These tovarischi no finger is removed from the nose. With it they eat, drink, play sports, play the accordion, participating in a national rally. But not because of bad manners, but because of the constant thought and lost in thought. They simply forget to pull the finger out of his nose. And when remember - too late, because once again it is time to ...