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Russian drist
Artemy Lebedev writes:
One of the eternal questions, which are set in the Russian intelligentsia and the proletariat, the peasants and workers, the old-timers and tourists - why do we have in the country on the streets of shit?
Why do we shit on the roads flowing river and abroad is not flowing? Asphalt itself is not dirty. Cars have long been foreign. A drist everywhere. People want to walk in white sneakers, but they're not an asshole every day to buy new shoes.
Referring to the sources. How shit is taken on the street? What is it?
Shit consists of two components. This is our native Russian land and our native Russian sand. Sand and salt sprinkled on the asphalt special posypalki. That is to say, the primary stuffing. But one is not enough sand to zasrat all cities.
So here we come to the aid of the forces of nature. In the European part of Russia, so familiar to us shit in the streets, the earth goes on the road with the help of precipitation (melting snow, rain). A lot of water is not necessary to slush flowed in streams that car smash on all the roads. Here is a typical source of shit:
The inclined surfaces are most effective as govnoistochnikov, but fit and flat career. You see tire tracks? So shit scoop and transferred to the road. St. Petersburg.
The basis of Russian spirituality. Sergiev Posad.
The deposited layer of snow covers the road briefly shit, but melts quickly. Saratov.
Drist turns into a slurry, which hangs in the air at a height of five meters, which will confirm any driver, which at about five-liter plastic bottles consumed zero wiper for half an hour.
Who has not been in Moscow, did not see beauty.
In no New York or Paris, we will not see such a picture. From this, it becomes bitter, comrades.
Only we have the vehicles covered with a thin and dense layer of shit, who the drivers are so fond of, because it actually allows you to avoid the payment of parking.
Please note - all of the cars in Moscow do not wash, because it is profitable. About payment of parking in Moscow will be a separate post soon.
Which country made this photo?
Possible answers: a) Canada, b) Norway c) Singapore, etc.) UK.
(I am glad that you are not just a ** bnut.)
Consider foreign experience.
Austria. Note - If there is a slope, that can be a source of shit, its block wall. She also works as a strengthener of soil, but the wall shows that the gathering of water and snow is also thought.
Netherlands. If the city has open source land (bed), the land where a) is below the level of the curb and b) protected from moving back bushes or fallen leaves that no one cleans. No one knows why in our country in the autumn leaves are cleaned, and I say to bare earth flowed quickly govnoruchyami on the road.
Still the Netherlands. Grass along the asphalt highway separated by a border, and a small irrigation ditch that shit is not able to overcome.
France. Note that the side of the road, where the shit can come, separated by a wall. And the other side, where the water flows down a slope, no fenced off.
Switzerland. A large amount of oblique shit. What are smart people? Paved edge of the rubble.
USA. Common urban lawn. What do we see? Gravel perimeter. That shit knew his place.
Let's go back to their homes. And open the main secret: shit flows under the influence of Earth's gravity. It does not know how to creep up. Suffice it to pile a bunch of land, and the rest will be the first snow or rain.
The route Yaroslavl - Moscow.
Talk to any public utilities - as soon as the land is exhausted on the lawns, immediately come to the new trucks.
Stand out of the city in Siberia. There's so cold throughout the winter, you can enjoy the white snow on the roads. In Yakutia, for example, where the temperature is -50 are not uncommon, the car can be washed once at the beginning of winter and into the spring not to think about the cleanliness. The water does not melt thus diluted in the shit and did not reach the road turn.
And if anyone thinks that the shit we have only the people and the authorities in the white stuff, no, here I have such a reader disappoint. The laws of physics in Russia the same for all.
Art drainage, mastered the ancient Romans, it is still unknown we have.
Source: tema.livejournal.com
One of the eternal questions, which are set in the Russian intelligentsia and the proletariat, the peasants and workers, the old-timers and tourists - why do we have in the country on the streets of shit?
Why do we shit on the roads flowing river and abroad is not flowing? Asphalt itself is not dirty. Cars have long been foreign. A drist everywhere. People want to walk in white sneakers, but they're not an asshole every day to buy new shoes.
Referring to the sources. How shit is taken on the street? What is it?
Shit consists of two components. This is our native Russian land and our native Russian sand. Sand and salt sprinkled on the asphalt special posypalki. That is to say, the primary stuffing. But one is not enough sand to zasrat all cities.
So here we come to the aid of the forces of nature. In the European part of Russia, so familiar to us shit in the streets, the earth goes on the road with the help of precipitation (melting snow, rain). A lot of water is not necessary to slush flowed in streams that car smash on all the roads. Here is a typical source of shit:
The inclined surfaces are most effective as govnoistochnikov, but fit and flat career. You see tire tracks? So shit scoop and transferred to the road. St. Petersburg.
The basis of Russian spirituality. Sergiev Posad.
The deposited layer of snow covers the road briefly shit, but melts quickly. Saratov.
Drist turns into a slurry, which hangs in the air at a height of five meters, which will confirm any driver, which at about five-liter plastic bottles consumed zero wiper for half an hour.
Who has not been in Moscow, did not see beauty.
In no New York or Paris, we will not see such a picture. From this, it becomes bitter, comrades.
Only we have the vehicles covered with a thin and dense layer of shit, who the drivers are so fond of, because it actually allows you to avoid the payment of parking.
Please note - all of the cars in Moscow do not wash, because it is profitable. About payment of parking in Moscow will be a separate post soon.
Which country made this photo?
Possible answers: a) Canada, b) Norway c) Singapore, etc.) UK.
(I am glad that you are not just a ** bnut.)
Consider foreign experience.
Austria. Note - If there is a slope, that can be a source of shit, its block wall. She also works as a strengthener of soil, but the wall shows that the gathering of water and snow is also thought.
Netherlands. If the city has open source land (bed), the land where a) is below the level of the curb and b) protected from moving back bushes or fallen leaves that no one cleans. No one knows why in our country in the autumn leaves are cleaned, and I say to bare earth flowed quickly govnoruchyami on the road.
Still the Netherlands. Grass along the asphalt highway separated by a border, and a small irrigation ditch that shit is not able to overcome.
France. Note that the side of the road, where the shit can come, separated by a wall. And the other side, where the water flows down a slope, no fenced off.
Switzerland. A large amount of oblique shit. What are smart people? Paved edge of the rubble.
USA. Common urban lawn. What do we see? Gravel perimeter. That shit knew his place.
Let's go back to their homes. And open the main secret: shit flows under the influence of Earth's gravity. It does not know how to creep up. Suffice it to pile a bunch of land, and the rest will be the first snow or rain.
The route Yaroslavl - Moscow.
Talk to any public utilities - as soon as the land is exhausted on the lawns, immediately come to the new trucks.
Stand out of the city in Siberia. There's so cold throughout the winter, you can enjoy the white snow on the roads. In Yakutia, for example, where the temperature is -50 are not uncommon, the car can be washed once at the beginning of winter and into the spring not to think about the cleanliness. The water does not melt thus diluted in the shit and did not reach the road turn.
And if anyone thinks that the shit we have only the people and the authorities in the white stuff, no, here I have such a reader disappoint. The laws of physics in Russia the same for all.
Art drainage, mastered the ancient Romans, it is still unknown we have.
Source: tema.livejournal.com
