ZhZhguchy Anek!

Night. Grizzled watchman (who has behind him 40 years of working as a watchman and one entrapment apesdol) wakes up from a strange feeling that someone snitch apples from the garden. Well, it rises slowly takes the gun goes into the garden, he sees that someone is sitting on the apple tree in the most brazen snitch apples. Caretaker with gratsyey giparda sneaking this to a bastard and grabs him by the balls. He did not even squeak. The guard made a fist harder and says:
 - What's your name?
in response to the silence, he still squeezed ...
 - Why are you silent? name? .. I told you they rip !!!
in response to the silence ...
Well, he squeezed the eggs with all the strength ...
 - I asked the last time the name ???
-Fedya (Said of the tree)
 - A Th previously silent?
 - I'm deaf!